Does Sean play the game?

Of course he does!

Despite the strangeness of a new app being loaded onto his phone, Sean decides to try out the game. The tutorial shows it is a simple match three game with bonuses. Shrugging he tapped the 'Play!' button.

He frowned as he played, the game was way too easy...even for a beginner level. Sean easily won level one with almost double the required points. The Ramona-like avatar in the upper left-hand corner blew him a kiss, even as her hair turned bright red, and seemed to style itself into a wild mane of curls and waves.

Three slot machines popped up and begin scrolling quickly through different options. When they finally stopped, the options available were 'entitled,' 'collared,' and 'attuned to you.' Before he could select one, a smiling 'Ramona' popped up and said (through a bubble above her head), "Because you got so many bonus points you get to pick two!" Chuckling at the fun, unknown options, Sean picked...