Odds?

“I will take… Odds?” Ally half asked the answer unsure of herself.

“Well do you like piercings?” Jack asked.

“Oh god no…” Ally looked down into her hands.

“Then you are in luck, you got Porn Star Perfect and Victorian Vintage,” Jack announced, “Evens was had the Pincushion Punk.”

“What?” Ally looked up as she felt the tingling go from her neck and over her face.

“Magically, you will have perfect hair and makeup no mater what. Swimming, cum facials… nothing ruins your hair and make-up, and it is perfect for all occasions,” Jack informed Alley, “And Victorian Vintage means you have classic old timey perfect hair and classic makeup.”

Ally’s lips got a prim and propper coating of crimson lipstick and her hair became a elegent chestnut set of coils on head like a Gibson Girl with her pony tail hanging off the top back of her head.

“Well that isn’t too bad, is it?”

“She’s like a sexy grandmother!” Chrissi shouted.

Alley put her hand over her face.

“So, no you can not strangle the bimbo,” Jack said, “But you do have another box to pick. What will it be?”

“Number Six?” Ally didn’t even look up.

“What is in Box number six Chrissi?” Jack called dramatically on the microphone.

Chrissi walked over to the box labeled 6 and opened the box. Inside was a card with a dollar sign and then flipped it over and there was ‘1,000,000’ written on it.

“Don’t you want to a see what you got?” Jack turned to Ally.

“What was it?” Ally groaned.

“A million dollars,” Jack smiled.

“A million dollars?” Ally asked looking up from her hands before shouting, “A MILLION DOLLARS! I am out! I can deal with perfect make up and old school hair cuts! Peace!”

“Hold on there now,” Jack said putting a hand on Ally’s shoulder before she could leave, “You have only made two picks, the minimum is five before you can leave the show…”

“This is bull crap,” Ally snipped.

“What’s that?” Jack said touching his ear, “A penalty card? Well, Well, it seem the judge doesn’t like that attitude miss. Now pick a number from one to four…”

Ally couldn’t see the cards on screens so she didn’t know what fate awaited her…

1) Anal enthusiast

2) Oral Fixation

3) Heel fetish

4) Smoking slut

“Great, I will take…”

(*Not actually up for public vote, I have a dice roller and a spread sheet of all the options*)