Objectively derailed

Kisa felt so alive and free. She had new powers, a wonderful girlfriend, and even a fairy neighbor in her backyard. While thinking about Sorrell, she decided to lock her front door first. After the worrisome misunderstanding with her earlier, she didn't want to go through that again. She let out a soft breath as she turned around, leaning back against the door. 'I need to tell Izzy_botum about this. Hmm, wait. I don't even know if they would even believe me.' As she approached her bedroom, a new yellow exclamation flashed before popping up on its own, appearing in the center of her view.

New Quest!

Identity Crisis

- Meet up with Izzy_botum in person

- Don't speak of the Abyss first

- Don't reveal Emi's true Identity to Izzy_botum

Reward: 3 xp and 2 Wisdom

Or

Ignore previous objectives.

Reward: - All xp, - Emi Mama Cooke, and loss of all memories

Accept or Decline?

Kisa stopped in her tracks upon reading that. 'Not much for subtlety, are you Gaia? But this isn't really about Izzy_botum, is it?' As those questions ran through her mind, two new notifications appeared in front of the quest in the center of her view.

Achievement Unlocked!

Clever girl!

Understand what isn't made clear.

Reward: 2 xp, 1 Intellect, and 1 Wisdom.

Experience has increased from 171/200 to 173/200.

Intellect has increased from 10 to 11.

Wisdom has increased from 24 to 25.

25 Wisdom has increased your understanding and manipulation of information!

Wisdom's Modifier for Mp has increased to x 2.

Wisdom's Modifier for Mp regen per minute has increased to 2% of Wisdom.

Wisdom's Modifier for AS has increased to 2% of Wisdom.

Kisa's pupils widened for a second as her head felt like it was spinning for the duration. Her grasp of the world increased, expanding to the point that she understood why such a thing as the Abyss, would and should be hidden from the world. "Fuck.." She leaned against the archway of her bedroom door. Her body and breathing grew weary and unsteady. She closed her eyes and took a few slow and deep breaths. 'Fine. You win, Gaia.' Once she was calmed down, her eyes reopened. 'I'll just talk about my lovely new neighbor Emi without talking about how we truly met.'

As Kisa resumed her journey toward her desk, her previous quest popped up, showing she still needed to get dressed. She turned to walk towards her dresser, but was stopped again by the flashing of her currently unaccepted quest. It did this not once, but twice. She let out a little huff while mentally hitting, 'Accept.' before walking the rest of the way to her dresser, taking out a pair of socks after to slip on her feet. She opened her inventory and selected her Black Sneakers, causing them to appear on her feet. When she did, her quest turned itself in.

Quest Complete: Rise, shine, and be shiny!

Reward: 5 xp, $.50, and 1 Charisma

Optional Bonus: 7 xp, $1, 1 Wisdom, and 1 Luck

Experience has increased from 173/200 to 185/200.

Money has increased from $6,705.31 to $6,706.81.

Charisma has increased from 15 to 16.

Wisdom has increased from 25 to 26.

Luck has increased from 19 to 20.

Kisa smiled reflexively, having finally finished her morning quest. She happily sat down at her desk, setting down her wiimote before wiggling her mouse slightly. As her computer awoke, her monitor softly crackled, soon illuminating her dark room. Upon the screen lighting up, she saw several messages awaiting her, all from Izzy_botum.

This is what she read:

Izzy_botum: lol Funny, but nah. I didn't end up with keyboard face again. Did you? ;P Sent at 10:16 a.m.

Izzy_botum: You're taking a while. I hope you didn't fall in the toilet. :P Sent at 10:31 a.m.

Izzy_botum: Oh, Odna_asik, do you remember what I do for a living? Sent at 10:32 a.m.

Izzy_botum: Well, interestingly enough, I will be in your town today in about an hour. I was wondering if you'd be willing to meet me in person. Sent at 10:34 a.m.

Izzy_botum: I promise not to bite. :P Anyway, I'll be working at the internet cafe on Jackson St. Sent at 10:49 a.m.

Izzy_botum: I'll be wearing a pink beanie with a rainbow unicorn on it. I hope to see you soon! ^_^ Sent at 10:51 a.m.

Izzy_botum has disconnected.

Kisa tried to remember what Izzy did for a living. 'Um, what did Izzy do again?' She thought about it for a moment, but to her surprise, the job and its description came to mind faster than she expected. 'She's a network engineer. I guess that means they have network issues that can't be dealt with online.' She verified the time of the last message before checking the current time. 'Hmm, it's 11:04 a.m.' If she left right away, and traffic was normal for this time of day, she should arrive a few minutes after Izzy. She saved what she needed, shutting down her computer shortly thereafter.

Kisa grabbed her keys, phone, and her Dragon Ball Z wallet, stuffing them into her pockets before heading out the door. Once outside, she walked over to her 2020, Cool Gray Khaki, Subaru Crosstrek. After getting inside, she was on her way to Jackson St. Traffic was dreadful, but what made matters worse was the unusually bad drivers today. She grinned to herself, thinking of how much fun it would be to just slaughter them all. She touched her temples with her finger tips, rubbing in gentle circles. 'No, no, sure they are stupid, but they don't deserve to die....'

At that moment, the light Kisa was stopped at turned green. She took her foot off the brake, but within half a second, a black mustang whizzed by. Her hands gripped the steering wheel hard, slamming her foot down, applying heavy pressure to the brake, stopping a mere inch from the speeding vehicle. "MOTHER FUCKER!!" She glared at the vehicle's license plate. It was surprisingly easy to read, FUK IT 69. This prompted her to glare more. "I hate you.." Sadly, a few car horns began to sound from behind her. She looked in her rearview mirror, letting out a soft sigh while taking her foot off the brake again. 'That wasn't my fault...'

Luckily, there weren't any other problems for most of the trip. However, while driving along the backroad toward the internet cafe on Jackson St. The world around her changed to a lush grassy plain leading toward a dense jungle. She leaned forward to look around as a notification appeared in the center of her view.

You have entered the Illusion Barrier: Mm'mah's Jungle

You may not exit until your quest is complete or Mm'mah's dead.

'What quest?' As this thought ran through Kisa's mind, a new quest appeared in the center of her view.

New Quest!

Invaders in Mm'mah's Jungle

- Meet up with Mm'mah

- Kill 15 Goblins

- Kill Gobletin

- Free 6 Gabourian villagers

Reward: 6 xp, 1 Strength, and 1 Endurance

Optional: Rescue the villagers and Mm'mah within 1 Hour of entering the jungle.

Reward: 15 xp, 2 Agility, and 2 Intellect

This quest's timer will start upon entering the jungle.

Kisa nodded slightly. "I was wondering when something like this would happen." However, when she read the quest. She tilted her head upon reading the name, "Gabourian". 'What the heck is a Gabourian?' Interestingly, when she looked at her mini-map. She saw an arrow pointing in the direction of the forest with the name, "Mm'mah" attached. She turned off her car before stepping outside. As the door opened, her body was hit with a grueling amount of heat and moisture. 'Ugh, the humidity!' She let out a disgruntled sigh, but smiled upon looking at the lovely landscape.

Kisa saw several interesting birds flying in the distance as well as a few critters using the hip high grass nearby. She stuck out her tongue slightly while using the front of her hoodie to fan herself. "I regret wearing this hoodie." She decided to expand her mini-map, looking to see how far away Mm'mah actually was. It looked like Mm'mah was on the edge of the jungle, but from her current location. It would take a couple of minutes or so on foot. She glanced to her car before looking out in the distance. 'Am I truly that lazy?'

Seconds later, Kisa was back in her car. "Yep." She started her car up and drove, at a slow pace, for about twenty seconds before arriving on the outskirts of the jungle. She came to a stop near the location, but strangely enough. There was no one in sight. 'Is my mini-map busted? I don't see Mm'mah anywhere.' She waited for a reply from Gaia, but there was only an eerie silence. 'Ah, got it. You're just gonna ignore me.' She turned off her car once more before opening the door. She let out a soft grunt upon feeling the humid air once more, but felt oddly calm compared to earlier.

After Kisa exited the vehicle, something sharp was pressed against her lower back followed by an alluring, but airheaded feminine voice. "I like, totally caught you by surprise~ ♥ Hands up and like, no struggling." As she lifted her hands, she felt two very soft and supple things pressing against the back of her shoulder blades. The feminine voice began to speak again. "Mm, nice shoulders... Oh, um," There was a short pause. "Why are you like, here of all places?" She started to turn, but heard a worried gasp from behind her, causing her to quickly turn around, knocking the blade out of the woman's hand by accident.

Kisa's eyes widened upon seeing this bizarre, but beautiful creature. She accidentally cast Observe as the woman backed up and knelt down in fear. - 5 Mp "Uh oh, busted. Um, I can like, totally make it worth your while not to kill me. I promise, but no backsies."

Observe:

Title: Naughty Chieftain, Guild: N/A, Class: Druid, Name: Mm'mah Uuh'huh

lvl: 3, Height: 5' 2", Weight: 124, Age: 27, Bust: C-cup, Body type: Slender/Curvy, Mood: Scared, Anxious, Worried, and Horny

Race: Gabourian, Sexual orientation: Bisexual, Relationship: 5, Hp: 60/60, Mp: 93/93

Current thoughts: Ugh, this is so lame. I totally let down my people, but at least she's cute...

Mm'mah was wearing a simplistic light brown leather robe and matching shoes. She had two white smooth and round horns on the top of her head, starting from her temples, raising a few inches above her head, bending back and around like a halo, but left an inch gap between their flat tips. There was an interesting purple and white squirrel-like tail behind her. It was quite soft looking and fluffy, roughly two feet around and stood a little bit taller than her. The next interesting feature was her purple curly and ribbed hair which descended to her chin. She had adorable purple and white koala-like ears.

Kisa softly smiled while thinking on how to proceed with such an obviously meek creature. "I'm not here to hurt you. I'm Kisa Ando. How about you stand up and tell me your name?" Mm'mah stood up, but kept her eyes pointed slightly downward. "I'm Mm'mah Uuh'huh, Kisa." Kisa blushed upon hearing Mm'mah's name spoken. It sounded like a rather lewd moan. She tilted her head slightly. "You have a lovely name. Um, I won't bite. You can look at me, Mm'mah." Mm'mah's score ticked up to 6. When she looked up, Kisa saw how unique and beautiful her eyes were. She had orange eyes with crossed slits for pupils, accenting her lovely silky smooth pearl river gray skin.

Mm'mah's face was adorable and almost perfectly round, she had slender straight eyebrows, heart-shaped lips, and tiny freckles upon her cheeks. Kisa lifted a hand slowly up to touch Mm'mah's left cheek. "There, that wasn't so bad. Was it?" She felt like she was talking to a delicate flower. Mm'mah's score jumped to 15 as she nodded slightly, her cheeks turned dark blue. "Totally." As Kisa pulled her hand back, a question ran through her mind. 'She appears to have calmed down, but what should I do next?' Should she try to save the Gabourians as soon as possible? Locate a weapon? Or perhaps she should just wing it? Seriously, it's worked this far, right?

Name: Kisa Ando

Title: The Gamer

Lvl: 1 XP 185/200

Hp: 69/69

Hp regen: .14 per min

Mp: 107/107

Mp regen: .52 per min

Critical strike chance: 5.35%

Attack speed increase: 5.67%

Money: $6,706.81

Build: Slender

Weight: 110 lbs

Height: 5' 2"

Bust size: C-cup

Dick size: 6 inches

Inventory slots 1/20 (Romper Rainbow Camouflage Pajamas)

Unspent skill points: 0

Str: 11 + (0) + (0) End: 14 + (0) + (0)

Int: 11 + (0) + (0) Wis: 26 + (0) + (0)

Agi: 15 + (0) + (0) Cha: 16 + (0) + (0)

Lib: 14 + (0) + (0) Lck: 20 + (0) + (0)

Equipment Slots:

Ring 1:

Ring 2:

Gloves:

Weapon:

Off-hand:

Torso: Black Hoodie

Legs: Baggy Blue Jeans (Gray Boxers) (Keys) (Phone) (Dragon Ball Z Wallet)

Feet: Black Sneakers (Socks)

Neck:

Face:

Head: