Number 4: I want to put on a bra.

You take out the neon-pink, stretch lace bra from the number 4 drawer and you marvel at what a feat of modern engineering it is.

It is so heavily constructed, with underwire and massive cups, a big thick band and thin shoulder straps that you imagine a team of engineers spending months of testing on it.

Of course your tits ARE massive, so it makes sense that it would require something like this! So you hold it up to your breasts and then reach behind your back to fasten the (6!!) hooks, and then (following the video instructions) you adjust the shoulder straps, reach in and make sure each breast is properly seated in each of the bra cups and that the band is straight and centered.

When it's all done, you give your titties a shake and look at yourself in the mirror.

OH. MY. GAWD.

Your tits are MASSIVE!

I mean, they were already big, you knew this, but looking at the mirror, you realize that they are truly GINORMOUS. Of course, to a large extent it's clearly the bra, pushing things up and forward and making your tits stick out to the maximum extent possible.

But seriously, you imagine getting onto a subway car (although what would a trophy wife be doing on the subway - EW!) and squeezing between the men and how your breasts would be smashed and stroked across each of them as you tried to make your way to the exit.

The thought gives you an elicit thrill. Maybe you should take the subway now and then?