Nowhere. He's streaking!

With everyone aware of his nudity there was no where he could hide. He was going to run to the locker room to get his clothes on, but the horniness clouded his judgement. All those eyes on his throbbing little peepee. All the women gasping, pointing, laughing, making jokes and just staring wide eyed in shock at John's hairless 1 inch nub, wiggling and leaking pre cum as he streaks by, made his heart beat like crazy.

His face was bright red and he was smiling wide as he took in the sights, sounds and sensations of streaking through a crowd of women in bikinis at the water park. With the wind flowing on his everything, chilling his peepee to near microscopic levels of shrinkage due to him being fresh from the water, he raised his arms and dropped all pre-tense.

He shouted out, "HEY GIRLS! LOOK AT MY ITTY-BITTY BABY DICK! MY 1 INCH WONDER! MY HAIRLESS WITTLE PEEPEE! ISN'T IT THE CUTEST LITTLE COCK YOU'VE EVER SEEN?"

Almost everyone burst into uproarious laughter as they glimpsed his wittle peepee. He slowed down and started to walk in front of the crowd like a runway model. With his hands on his hips, he sashayed past woman after woman who were staring at him, some tactful and only giggling slightly at his nubby, while other were on the floor, trying to not to die of laughter.

He wiggled his hips, shook his booty and even posed for pictures. Truly he and his teenie weenie were in heaven.