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Chapter 3 by ohsoveryhorny
What divine boon do you choose?
Nothing
The voice waits, a cosmic salesman ready to pitch you on the latest model of divine powers. But the offers all sound like a cheat. A second chance at life is more than anyone gets to ask for. Adding a superpower on top of that feels like it would cheapen the experience. You want to do this right, on your own terms, with no strings and no cosmic asterisks attached.
"I'm good," you project into the nothingness. "I don't want anything extra."
A beat of silence. "...You what?" the voice asks, sounding genuinely confused. "You don't want a thing? Not even, like, the ability to always find your keys? It's a popular low-tier choice. Very little paperwork."
You stick to your decision. There's another pause, followed by a sound that can only be interpreted as a divine shrug.
"Huh. Okay, then. Your call," the voice says, sounding almost pleased by the lack of effort required. "Makes my job easier, I guess."
"Alright, then. Off you go."
The nothingness dissolves into a kaleidoscope of color and sound, a fast-forward blur of birthdays and scraped knees, homework and daydreaming, all leading to one single moment...
Happy birthday!
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You Only Live Twice
What will you do with your second chance at life?
You died. Game over—or so you thought. But instead of oblivion, you’re handed a second chance, a do-over with the knowledge of a college junior who left the game too soon. Reborn into your teenage years, you’re determined not to waste this opportunity: get fit, stay cool, and finally lose that V-card. But as you navigate this second shot at life, old friends, new crushes, and divine meddling complicate your plans. Will you get it right this time, or is the cosmic game rigged from the start?
Updated on Oct 14, 2025
by ohsoveryhorny
Created on Mar 16, 2021
by ohsoveryhorny
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