Nothing softens a blow like humor

"Well, if you are dreaming, do you think you would really dream up a guy like me?" you say, taking a step back, moving your arms down to allow her a moment to take you in.

"Well, I mean, you are pretty nice to look at- shit your real and Im not dreaming am I?" Her face goes from nothing to beet red blush in 0 seconds flat as she realizes that not only are you real, but she just called you cute. Quickly she shrinks down, trying to hide from you gaze

"Please forget I said that. Please please please."