College is Never Easy...

“Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.”

― John Green

You decided to take that statement to heart when you applied six months ago for Charleston Haven University, a college you had been certain had better things to do then admit average students like yourself. However, one acceptance letter later and you now find yourself here on campus, ready to 'Crape Diem' as it were. (Cr... Crape? Carpet? Carpe? Car part? Karma?)

Anyway, you waved a goodbye to your parents after they spent an hour or so crying about how "Their baby boy is all grown up" and stuff, and you now find yourself outside your dorm, ready to look around campus and get the next chapter of your life started. So, the main question racking through your brain (Other than if you remembered to bring your toothbrush) is...