Nothing (sassy alternative)

Samus waits. And waits. And waits. Nothing. She pulls the plug out of her ass, the cold air rushing into her agape asshole. "I shoved you in my ass, and you have nothing to show for it?" Samus shouted at the butt plug containing her zero suit.

"I feel it may be obvious, but the suit cannot speak." Informed the computer

"I know that dumbass!" She snapped. She cracked open the container and poured the contents onto her chest, allowing the viscous liquid to spread over her body until the full zero suit almost encompassed her body once more. She noticed that her ass was left exposed, and took the queue to shove the plug back into her asshole before the suit promptly covered it up. "Oh I see, so it's like that huh? So you DO like being in my ass hm?" She berated the zero suit. In what seemed like an awfully well-timed coincidence, the suit seemed to make a gargling sound akin to a response.

"Look, you and I both know that storing you in that plug is the best way to keep you with me at all times. Would you rather come out of your own volition when I need you, or am I going to need to strip naked and pour you over me each time?" Samus had seemed to taken to talking to the zero suit as if it were an intelligent being at this point, even though the computer had already informed her that the suit responded to her thoughts.

Another gargle. Samus slapped her right ass cheek, the sound echoing around the room and causing a tasteful wobble. The suit, though strangely stubborn, took the queue and retreated back into the plug.