Nothing!

“Well... sweetie, I’m sorry, but we don’t have any extra uniforms,” Mom says. Shit. What am I supposed to wear now? Maybe she’ll just let me skip today...

“Umm... okay?” I say. “What do you want me to do?”

Mom looks at me with a frown on her face.

“Well, Emily, you see... we really need some extra cash. Money’s been tight lately. We need you out there no matter what.”

What? Does she expect me to go out there in my normal clothes or something? Hell no! I don’t want them to get all wet and messy, fuck that!

“Mom, I don’t get what you’re saying.”

“Emily, sweetheart, what I’m trying to say is... I need you out there washing cars with your sister today, no matter what.”

“Uhh... okay?” I say. “What do you expect me to wear? Do you want me to go out there naked or something?”

My mom looks at me in the eyes. “Well, Emily... that’s kind of what I was hinting at.”

WHAT???

“Mom, are you fucking joking?” I laugh. “You want me to go out there, butt ass naked, and wash cars with my fully-clothed co-workers. Correct?” She’s got to be fucking around! There’s no way she wants me to work naked...right?

“Yes, sweetie, that’s what I just said.”

“Why the fuck would I do that? Do you have any idea who embarrassing that will be? Plus, there’s TONS of perverts that come by! Do you want them to see me like that? Do you want them to see these?” I shout as I lift up my shirt. Mom is going fucking mental; why would she think this is a good idea?

“I know you’re getting upset, Emily,” my mom sighs, “but, like I said, we’re really tight on money at the moment. The car wash is kind of keeping our family afloat right now. We’ll make nowhere near as much money without you today. Besides, it’s your fault for not bringing your uniform anyway.”

What the hell? Now she’s blaming this all on me? I mean yeah, I guess it is kind of my fault for losing the uniform, but going nude shouldn’t be my fucking punishment! I thought she would just let me go home or something...

“Mom, please, can I just skip work today? I promise I’ll work overtime every day next week, just don’t make me go naked!”

“Sweetheart, I know you’re embarrassed. But we need you working today, Saturdays are always busy. We have no one to fill in for you either.” Mom claims. Bullshit. There has to be someone to fill in for me.

“Come on Mom, you know there’s SOMEONE that’ll fill in for me!”

Mom shakes her head. “Nope, there isn’t,” she says as she stands up. “Go get ready, Emily. You start in three minutes. I expect to see your naked butt on the lot at that time.”

Oh God. I really have ****, huh? It’s either wash cars nude for perverts or be, most likely, disowned by Mom.

“P-Please Mom, don’t make me work naked. I really don’t want to!”

“Sorry Em, but you should’ve thought of that before you carelessly lost your uniform,” groans Mom. “You’re starting to piss me off. Get ready, now.”

What do I do?