Texas couldn't swing without Caramel counteracting it. She couldn't squirm free, Caramel's grip was way too strong! Maybe Smiling Jacks should see about winning the record for strongest cow tail! She needed a different plan...but what? Her mind raced as she tried to figure out what to do...
Until another massive fart from Caramel interrupted her thoughts. Now that she was right up by the cow's ass, Texas was **** to take the full brunt of Caramel’s horrific farts! The sheer **** of Caramel’s gas nearly flattened her on the spot! The thick stink of rotting vegetables, sulfur, and manure engulfed the sheriff. Now she was too busy **** on gigantic cow farts to think of anything! “S-sweet merciful...t-the h-hrrk...hell does Jacks FEED you!?” Texas whimpered, head rolling around as she tried to clear the dizziness from it.
Unfortunately, Caramel wasn’t going to let that happen. Another terrible tempest roared out of the behemoth bovine’s rear end and the stink surrounding her just got worse! Texas’s limbs began to fall limp, and her vision was getting blurry. She coughed weakly as her tear-streaked eyes glanced up at the titanic ass that had defeated her so thoroughly. She wasn’t strong enough to escape now. All Texas could do was grimace and brace herself for the next fart that would knock her out.
Caramel had other plans though. Oh, she was going to fart on Texas again, sure. But Texas was not going to wake up after. Her grip released, and Texas fell to the ground with a thud, squishing slightly against the floor of the barn. The most of the squishing was yet to come though! Texas looked up just in time to let out a slight “meep!” before Caramel’s enormous flanks came crashing down on her! The poor, stinking weasel was smooshed paper thin in an instant. As if that could possibly be in doubt. Caramel took her time, grinding her titanic bottom up and down, smearing Texas all over the floor. Finally, when Texas’s body was squished and stretched as far as it would go, Caramel stopped. She’d been building up gas for a good few minutes, and now it was time to let it aaaallll go...
And hoo boy, go it did! Texas’s poor nose and lungs notwithstanding, everything around them was obliterated. Smiling Jacks was going to have to build herself a new barn from the ground up. Probably in a new location too, because all that was left was a stinking, fuming crater. Texas had been totally destroyed by the sheer power and rottenness of Caramel’s gas too! The fox colored smear on Caramel’s ass was nowhere to be seen either, not that anyone bothered to look. After this day, nobody would dare anger Smiling Jacks enough to incur Caramel’s wrath.
After all, there was nobody left to.
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