Not what she expects

(Originally by ewm05006)

Samus opens her mouth, expecting to say that she is Link. However, something else comes out.

“I’m Samus Aren.” she said (wait, myself???) “I’m here because everything that you believe about your mythos is wrong. Ganon tainted the story of the champion from the beginning and will continue to return. He has hidden the truth about who can seal him, how it works, and the reality of what the Master Sword really is. I know these answers, and I know how it’s supposed to happen. I know how to seal Ganon forever, though I know that this knowledge won’t be accepted by all.

Urbosa turns and looks at her, stunned. “Wait, you expect me to believe this? You aren’t a Gerudo, that’s for sure, and you want to tell me that everything we believe is false? That’s just insane.”

Samus nods. “I’m not a Gerudo. I’m a human. I can show you proof later. What do you say we wipe out these Lizafols first?”

Urbosa nods and they continue tracking them, finally reaching their lair a couple hours later. Samus drank a bunch of water, amazed by how hot it was here. She and Urbosa made a plan and executed it, storming the lair. Inside they found and defeated 5 more lizafols, ending this threat. It was getting dark and they decided to stay the night. After a quickly meal they were sitting around the fire and Urbosa asked “So, you have proof that our legends are wrong? Show me.”

Samus looked at her. “I don’t think it’s what you have in mind.”

Urbosa shook her head. “Finding truth is important. Show me.”