Not well

"Oh, wow, very not cool," Yvonne says, coldly. Her fingers fish you out of her underwear and she glares at you. "What the hell were you thinking? You'd just climb in there and have some fun?"

"I forgot my duffel bag," you say, trying to explain, before she cuts you off.

"Well, it's not in there."

"I know," you say, "I was just trying to get your attention and had an accident. It's in your purse."

"An accident, huh? I'll say. No, I found it and sat it down there, behind you. I hope you enjoy your 1-star review, creep," she says, before dropping you in the trash can.