Not the one he really wants.

"Your turn, sweet tits," Martin said as he pushed the deck to Theresa. "They're way better than your ass. Maybe you should start biking with Frankie, now she's got a caboose!"

"Thanks," Frankie said. She stood and turned to profile, pulling up her skirt to expose her panties. "You don't think it's too big?"

"Oh, God no," Martin said enthusiastically. "It's fucking perfect."

Frankie relished the compliment and basked in the stares of her friends. "I thought you only had to do that once per turn," Theresa objected.

"Yeah, nothing for your special gal?" Claire asked. She stood and walked around the table, unbuttoning more buttons on her shirt. She removed it and knelt next to Martin clad only in her bra. "You don't see anything you like?"

"I whack off to your facebook photos all the time, especially that one where you have a whale tail," Martin replied. "And I only have to say one thing per round, but since none of it's my fault I might as well get it all out." He paused and looked under the table. "Nice cock, I guess. Not really my thing but it's respectable."

Theresa had dealt out the cards and the players were making their choices. Claire returned to her seat and a few moments later, Theresa was looking at four face-down cards with a frown.

"Ok, here goes. Be ok? that's an interesting one. Say whatever's on your mind, get drunk or high, or perform a sexual favor for the person on your right."

"Hands off!" Claire said immediately, and the group laughed. Theresa rolled her eyes.

"I'm not gonna suck Martin's dick, Claire. You wouldn't even care if you weren't acting all slutty. That leaves relaxing, getting fucked up, or not having a filter. I don't like the sound of that last one either, so I guess I'm going to have to relax either way."

"I mean, you've been pretty uptight about this the whole time," Drew said.

"Well, yeah. I wanted to play Uno. But since we're stuck with your weird game, I guess I'll 'be ok', whatever that means."

Suddenly she sighed heavily and slouched down in her chair. "Wow," she said. "I feel way better. I'm really ok with all of this. It's fine! I'm fine."

"I'll say," Claire purred as she grabbed the deck and began to deal. "I hope you've got a naughty card for me."

"You know," Theresa said as she looked over her hand, "this game is kind of cathartic. I never get to just chill like this! I'm always so worried about everything, but nothing happening is my fault."

"Yeah, and I get to talk about your incredible rack all I want," Martin said. "God, I wish I could stick my dick in between those things."

"It's true," Frankie said as she slid her selected card to Claire. "It's nice to let other people take the driver's seat for once. I guess we all get to behave how we would if we couldn't be blamed for it. Does that mean Claire's a slut at heart?"

Claire laughed huskily. "I don't think I'm really a slut," she said. "That's why it's so much fun! Now let's see what I get to do next."

Overturning the cards, she read each aloud. "Remove one piece of clothing at the start of each round? That's tempting... kiss Nobody at the start of each round, behave as though my body is communal property of the group, or everything the next three Nobody's pick applies to me as well as them."