Not so humiliating, shoes

Along the way, Mandy was constantly making me insecure. "What should I choose? Shoes? Shirt? Pants?"

"Pay attention, Mandy, only what is visible and can be taken off without any other item of clothing getting in the way." Lucy warned. "Yes, yes, I know. Shoes or shirt, shirt or shoes. But wait....then the pants will come off before the socks." she grinned.

After a fifteen minute walk we arrived at the pub. A table for four was hard to find, but Lucy knew the owner and explained the situation, or so I hoped, and we got a table in the middle of the bar.

"Okay," said Mandy, "I'll make it easy for you. You can take off your shoes and put them on the table. So everyone can see that you're a loser."