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"Huh," I thought. Was I... did I fall asleep inside a memory?

"You did, but don't worry about it," Evelyn said.

"Okay," I said lying in the grass.

Everything was just so beautiful. Every tree and leaf and blade of grass was just captivating beyond belief. Evelyn began rubbing my hair. Her hands just felt heavenly. I looked up at her. It was odd, she looked so different. Black hair, brown eyes and her hands felt rougher. But it was fine. Everything was fine.

"I love you," I said.

"I know," she said continuing to rub my hair.

Hehe. She knew. "Can we have more sex? It felt very good."

"No," she said.

Okay, I thought. It was fine, everything was fine. She bent down next to me. and began whispering in my ear. I could hear her words but... they were hard to understand.

"My dear little Trish, I hate to do this to you, but... well. Time to finish the memory," she paused and her voice seemed to get deeper. "I have to do something, but enjoy my garden in anyway you wish, my little doll, Eve. Just one thing I forbid you from doing, eating from the tree at its center."

That story... sounded... familiar. I glanced but... she was gone. I guess, it was fine. Everything was fine! I really didn't know what to do. I just kind of walked around. I didn't have any goal or idea in mind. Just everything was so beautiful and I wanted to see more of it. I ended up tripping over rocks. And just sort of laughed. I don't even know why! It was just so funny! Even when this red stuff came out of me. I just giggled more.

There were this moving things that felt so beautiful to touch. One I loved so much was orange and white and was big enough for me to lay on, it even had these black lines on it. But after who knew how long, I eventually noticed it. This odd looking thing. It dangled from a tree and its eyes drew me in. It stuck out its stuck and made and sssssss sound. So I did the same thing back. It coiled around my hand and it just felt so funny I fell down.

It ended falling out of the tree as a result and wrapped around me. So fuzzy. Like a hug.

Clop blop dop

Hmm? Oh. Food? Fell out of the tree. I picked up the red almost circular piece and sank my teeth into it. Sooo delicious. Very familiar too. I... wait a second. This seemed familiar. Wait. I dropped the apple.

"Yep," Evelyn said. This one wasn't like the physical one from before but more a mental projection just watching me. "Well, you know my real name now, but you will forget when this memory ends."

"But... Ow! My foot!" I looked down and realized I must have had like three or more broken toes. "My entire body... what... was that. I feel like my entire everything has been through... I don't even know."

"That is what God's Heaven was. At least the original version, don't know if he has updated it. He wasn't too big on updating last time I checked."

"That was... my entire body feels like it is gonna be destroyed."

"He does good work, I can't say he did shitty craftsmanship, so you weren't that close to it, but yeah, banged up for sure," she added.

"So wait, the snake didn't talk?" I asked trying to just get myself grounded.

She was fondly looking at the snake. "Well, when have snakes ever talked? They don't have a voice box? He just happened to catch my eye, but he was such a good little danger noodle, yes he was," she said, materializing her hand to pet him. She really could control memories well.

"Wait, so Adam, you were Adam earl-"

"We can play twenty questions another day, the point is. Well. You know the next part of the story, right?" she faded away.

Oh... wait. But... this wasn't even fair. I was so blazed out of my mind. I didn't even understand I was in the center of the garden. I didn't even understand the instruction earlier! I didn't even understand I was told I could do anything. I just understood no one was around me telling me anything! And I am fucking naked! Ugh! And.... I thought back to her comment. That strap on wasn't made for me. I was made for it.

I wanted to gag. She was saying this body. I, was created to be Adam's cock holster. I wanted to gag again. The Satans had never forced me to see or touch a cock. Was Eve about to... ugh. I had felt like I had to do something. Ugh, this is part of the story but... wait. I could feel magic inside my body. From the apple? I snapped my fingers and I was in jeans and a tee. Better.

The wind got cold. Ah, well, fuck. Bushes moved and... there he was. I think. He just looked like a man, but I guess that was the whole made in his image thing. So god did have a stomach? Or Adam perhaps? A cold creeping sensation crawled up my leg, and... oh its actually the snake. That makes sense. Wait... was it afraid? The animals weren't sinless and pacified? Maybe just not all of them?

"Eve, why are you wearing such things?" he asked me.

"I didn't wanna be naked," I said bracing myself. His aura was intense. Mine was the lowest it had even been since I was just Trish and even discounting that his aura was just insane. I felt it would be disrespectful to my own body to not be prepared to take a shot at least slightly better.

"Didn't?" he asked. "Remove them."

"No," I said.

"No?" he asked, his eyebrows furled for a moment. He took a step forward but paused and looked down. "Eve. You... I forbade you from one action. I gave you paradise and you could have done anything you wanted, but this is how you treat your creator?"

Okay, definitely g-man. Well, was Adam just a fabrication? Well.... doesn't matter. "Except wear such things?"

"Your being pedantic. Bend the knee, and show me you are worth fixing," he said.

My stomach went into a knot at just the thought. But... one thing really drove me on fire. He was wearing clothes! They were primitive, just like a cloak type thing, but... well. I bent down and picked up one of the apples and took a bite and flipped him the bird. "How is that for my answer?"

"Is the extension of that finger meant to mean something? Well, it doesn't matter, you are eating more of the apple of Eden I deliberately told you not to. I shall have to be more careful next time," he placed his hand out in front of him. "Perhaps Lilith will serve this function better. Try not to die until you have given birth."

Wind shot through me and... I realized... I was falling. Literally falling. He blew me off a cliff. Yet... I wasn't scared. Honestly... this was nothing.

"And why is that?" Eve asked next to me.

"Because, I had lived through so many other memories. Burning, falling," I paused and looked down. That is gonna be soon. "From much higher up. As well as drowning and just so much worse. And I have endured everything. Never alone. Because-"

"Yes! yes!" She said looking at me.

"Because I am Satan."

I realized the snake was with me and tilted my body so I hit the trees stomach first. I felt miserable by the time I hit the ground. Even worse knowing I was pregnant. But the snake seemed okay. Wait...hahhaha. The snake had one of the apples. He...

"Yep, he had it coiled when he climbed on you," Eve said. The snake left it in front of me and slithered away from me.

I reached out despite the pain of my broken body and took a bite. I felt...

"Stronger," she said.

"Yeah, a lot stronger," I added. It took about an hour. But by the time I finished it, I was back to my feet. "Strong apple. Truly delicious."

"So, I ask again, who is the strongest Satan?" she asked squinting at me.

"It's not a dumb question, nor is it an invalid one. Its just a tie," I said.

She let out a sigh. "Oh? And just which Satan are among this tie?"

"Me, and you, but also Lucifer, Oksana and," I went off to list every other Satan by name.

She just smiled. I finally got it. We were a collective. We were one. We all the best. Thats why she couldn't let me remember she was Eve. "He really is a basta..." I paused looking up. He pushed me off that. Oh all placed. Bear lodge? In Wyoming? The place America stole and named Devil's Tower? Hahaha.

"You can leave Eden now," Eve said. "Anything you wanna do?"

I nodded. "Well, yeah. First, I want to fuck my friends until they can't see straight," I said pretending to sip wine.

"Your terms-"

"Yes, I know, but I have an idea to stay within my contract. But before that. I need to decompress and for that. I want you on the grass before this memory ends. Then I want to go fuck Aphrodite a few times," I said.

Her form turned solid. "It's hot to see myself get so... proud. Hehe."

"I learned from the best."