Not for zombies

Chris weaved through the streets, often barely missing abandoned cars and people fucking in the streets.

“What the fuck is this?” Ellie asked in disbelief.

“Oh right, I forgot you don’t know what’s going,” Reed said, forgetting how abnormal this must seem to someone who hadn’t almost gotten fucked by their crush turned raging sex addicted zombie.

“Short story is that people are turning in zombies, except all they want is to have sex,” Chris said, “Yeah and… oh shit hold on.”

Chris hit the breaks and spun the vans wheel to the left to just barely make a sharp, 90 degree turn to avoid an overturned bus blocking the road. Kami let out an excited scream as the van slid and its passengers were thrown around. Ellie watched the bus with a morbid curiosity as they passed it, taking in the cum covered windows and the shadows gleefully fucking inside.

“I’m guessing if you have sex with zombies you turn into one? Like how normally if they bite you you turn into one?”, she asked, her hands shaking.

“Something like that,” Chris muttered, his eyes scanning over the road ahead trying to map out a path.

“It’s not just that though,” Reed said, making motions with his hands, “It’s got to be fluid based, the virus I mean, so like even if you didn’t have sex with one, if you got some of their stuff in you, you’d probably turn.”

Ellie looked the the streets and houses they passed. Everywhere the zombies had been, a layer of bodily fluids covered the area. If these fluids really could turn you, then being anywhere outside the car would be dangerous.

“I can’t believe this is happening,” Ellie said, slumping down in her seat.

“What’s happening?” Kami asked, poking her head out from the third row.

“Sex zombies,” Chris said not taking his eyes off the road.

“Oh okay,” Kami said lazily, positioning herself upside down in her seat.

“What are you doing?” Ellie asked condescendingly.

“My brain needs its thinking juice,” Kami giggled, “I’m using gravity.”

Ellie gave Kami a disappointed sigh, saying, “She’s high isn’t she?”

“Oh sky high,” Chris said grinning, “But at least she’s keeping the situation light.”

Ellie put her hand in her hands and groaned.

“Do you even know where you’re going Chris, or are you just going to keep driving until we run out of gas?” Ellie asked.

“Sort of,” Chris said, choosing his words carefully to try and keep Ellie calm, “I… I didn’t realize how far the virus had spread. I thought that if we just started driving we could get away from it, and then… you know… make another plan.”

“Well we’re currently about twenty minutes into this, and unfortunately outside still looks like a porno,” Ellie said. Ellie’s voice had taken on the haughty tone it did when something wasn’t going her way. Ellie prided herself on planning and keeping control of the world around her. Unfortunately for her, she was at a loss for how to handle an outbreak of a zombie virus. So, unable to take her frustration out on its source, she was beginning to get snide and passive aggressive. That would only lead to a full blown argument, if someone didn’t intervene.

“Hey, it’s okay, Ellie. We’re going to get through this. I know it’s scary right now cause we don’t have a clear path forward, but we just need some time to think through everything that’s going on,” Reed said, trying to soothe Ellie before she took it up a notch

“Please you guys aren’t thinking of shit. You’re just flying by the seat of your pants trying to stay alive. I had to practically pull May off you Chris, if I hadn’t been there you would probably be having sex with her right now,” Ellie said, laughing.

“And I’m very thankful you came to my rescue Ellie, it was very sweet,”Chris said.

“Really, because I thought you seemed a little disappointed. You want May to wrap her lips around your cock and give it a good suck, Chris? Is that what you want?” Ellie asked nastily, her face red with anger.

“Really Ellie, is that what you’re mad about? Honestly I…” Chris began, staring back at Ellie through the rear view mirror.

Chris’s rebuttal was cut short, however, by Reed roaring, “CHRIS WATCH THE FUCKING ROAD!!”

In the spilt second Chris had taken his eyes off the road, a very large, very heavy zombie had lazily lumbered into the center of it. Chris didn’t have time to hit the breaks before the car plowed into the zombie at 40 kph. Everyone in the car was thrown violently forward, their seatbelts constricting against their chests. Kami meanwhile flew forward, landing on her back between the two middle seats. Everyone took a moment to recover from the sudden impact, the air returning to their lungs. There was a general sound of moaning as everyone returned to their senses.

“Shit,” Chris finally gasped.

Ellie and Reed looked up and immediately realized there was a problem. The zombie had caved in the hood of the car, the metal **** in from the impact. Small streams of smoke snaked out from gaps in the damaged hood, implying that the car may not have escaped the hit unscathed. Chris tried to hit the gas, but the engine just sputtered, letting more smoke out. The car wouldn’t move, trapping it’s passengers as a horde of zombies began to approach from all angles.