Not even to the Mall yet!

The hallway was not empty, but luckily girls leaving Chad’s room without an escort isn’t the strangest sight. You lower your head for a moment, before Stacy quickly chastises you.

“Hey, head up girl! You are hot, and you are walking out of a guy’s room. It looks more suspicious if you act all shy now! That goes for the rest of the day. You need to get rid of the idea that Alex exists right now. You are Alexis, and you are hot!”

As you get to Stacy’s car, a couple of guys in button downs and chinos notice you and intercept your path. The first one to speak is tan, blonde, with a crew cut, over six feet tall, with a pair of sunglasses hanging from the top button and silver studs in his ears. He stops directly in your path and looks you up and down.

“I don’t think I’ve seen you before, and I would definitely remember. Stacy, you been holding out on me and Greg?” He points to his friend, a slightly taller black man, with a friendlier smile but hungrier eyes. Stacy responds while stepping around to her driver’s side.

“Tim, what do you want? This is my friend Alexis, and we are running a bit late. Make it quick.” He takes your hand and gives it a quick peck.

“Alexis, how about you and Stacy join us at Sigma Pi tonight? We are having a little get together and we could use some arm candy.” He hasn’t let go of your hand, and you’re too stunned to move. Stacy starts to answer in the negative, but then you see a wicked grin cross her face.

“You know what? Why not! We aren’t busy, and I’m working on getting Alexis here out of her comfort zone. But Tim, you’re with me, and absolutely nothing is going to happen.” He groans, but quickly relents as Greg gives him a pleading look.

“Alright, as long as you show up, I guess that’s enough. And bring some friends if you want, especially if they are just as hot as you two.” He lets go of your hand as Greg gives you a wave goodbye, and they finally remove themselves from your path and you can get in the car.

“Stacy, what the hell was that? I don’t want to go to a frat party! Especially as that guy’s date… I don’t even know him, he could be a creep and…” ‘Chad could get jealous.’ You stop talking before finishing that thought out loud.

“And nothing. The whole point of today is to get you feeling and thinking like Alexis when you need to, and that means no comfort zone. Plus, Greg’s harmless. He doesn’t talk a lot and he’s very nice. At least I didn’t leave you to Tim! Now buckle up bitch, it’s time to get you equipped for the wonderful world of femininity!”

As we drive to the mall, Stacy tells you she wants to hear you say some affirmations for the day. She says them and she has you repeat them back.

“Now repeat after me. My name is Alexis, and I’m a hot college girl and everyone wants to be me or be with me.” She looks at you pointedly.

“I… I’m not saying that Stacy! I’m going along with all this, isn’t that enough?”

“No. You need to get into the right mindset, okay? And now I want you to repeat that back to me until I believe you believe it.” You sigh and realize, not for the first time, that Stacy can really be stubborn.

“My… my name is Alexis. I am a h… hot college girl and- Stacy, this is stupid.” But a death glare from her gets you to continue quickly. “My name is Alexis. I am a hot college girl and everyone… everyone wants to be me or be with me.”

“Again. And with more enthusiasm. Say it like you’re glad it’s true!”

“My name is Alexis! I am a hot college girl, and everyone wants to be me or be with me!”

“Again, but with more you in it! More Alexis!”

“My name is Alexis!! I am a hot ass bitch and everybody wants to be me or be with me!”

“Yes, one more time.”

“My name is, like, Alexis!! I am the hottest girl on campus and everyone is either a jealous nobody or horny for me!”

“That’s it! That’s it girl! Who are you?!”

“Alexis, and I’m freaking sexy and everyone knows it!”

“Yes! Alright, I believe you believe it, and that’s what matters. So, ready for some shopping to complete your wardrobe?”

“Heck yeah girl! Let’s go!” As Stacy fires you up, you can’t help but look in the rear view mirror as you pull up to the mall and smile at the girl looking back at you. You think to yourself. ‘For at least today, I am Alexis, and I’m hot stuff and everyone knows it.’