Not a Bad Morning, if a little Toony

Kendra yawned as she rolled over, her alarm starting to go off. Her mornings were rather slow affairs so she wasn't in a rush to get up, and the alarm wasn't terribly loud or annoying, she could sleep through it. Though the tone of the alarm was a bit... off. And the sun was getting in her eyes, which was weird. She usually had the curtains closed the curtains and like she was terribly high up on her building. So why was the sun getting to her eyes?

Regardless, she sighed contently when the alarm stopped and the bed creaked.

Kendra turned and was met by red. Silky and velvety crimson hair was haloed around the face of a woman, most of it flowing down her back but part of it covered her face. Her one visible eye is was a brilliant green that seemed to stare back with a mix of confusion and annoyance. She was wearing a nightie that was both charming and cute but also daring and alluring. The red with pink decals outfit showed off a good amount of her hips, stomach and breasts, but also was very fluffy and fuzzy around the edges and with two fuzzy balls hanging on strings that rested in her chest.

And what a chest. What a body. Massive perky and firm tits with a narrow waist and grabbable hips with legs for days. The woman was shaped like a sex goddess. The peak and over-hyped form of female sexuality, that strained against the confines of her outfit. In fact, she seemed to chuckle and put on a show, squeezing her tits together to bring attention to them. Attention Kendra was more than happy to give, it only to ask a question.

"How'd that boxing glove fit in there?"

Kendra was nursing a bruise on her face as she sat on the floor of her apartment…., wait it didn’t seem to be her place. It was much fancier than hers for one. It featured a large bed away from the walls, covered in silky smooth and comfy sheets and blankets. One wall was covered in windows, tinted but still let enough light in to show her it was morning and seemingly at the top of a very tall building over looking a city she wasn’t familiar with. The rest of the room was decked out in a more modern and lavish look, though the appearance of silk or velvet like materials seemed to be a core focus of theme of the place, usually in black, white and red. Two pairs of double doors led away from this bedroom, and there seemed to be a walk-in closet.

“Excuse you, what do yo think you are doing? And where is my honey bun?” an alluring and annoyed voice same over the bed as the woman leaned over to look at Kendra, tossing the boxing glove to the side.

Her face matched her voice, glaring daggers as she looked at the woman on the floor before craning her neck around the room. Her face seemed to grimace as she took in the sight around her, her tongue doing a 'tic' sound as looked back to Kendra.

"Um well..., I think I'm getting woken up in a very... weird way. Getting punched in the morning wasn't my idea of a wake up call." Kendra muttered, rubbing her face but noting it wasn't hurting as much as before, "Where the ... heck are we? And who are you?"

"Please, every knows me. You or someone you're with is probably doing this for some sick kicks or fetish video. My honey bunny is the only one for me, and for people like you, the lawyers." the red head muttered through gritted teeth as she got up off the bed, "Now just stay out of my way while I get back home to..."

Her voice cut out. Kendra spun to look and saw the woman was covered in a blue light, and seemingly **** to sit on the edge of the bed. Before she could do anything, the cartoonist too was covered in a light and sat next to the red head. At least the light was nice enough to put Kendra on the side of the woman that didn't have part of her face blocked by her hair, letting her easily see the green eye dart around.

Across from the bed, the large screen installed in the home theater fired up, with a tune that was akin to a gameshow, ice cream truck, and dating sim..., with the pitch a bit too high. Red and Pink Hearts darted across the screen as the words "Cupid's Kiss" popped up. And with far too chipper tone, a voice started up.

"Congratulations, Jessica Rabbit/Torres and Kendra Gray! We here at Cupid's Wishes would like to thank you both, for using our services to find the "one" in your lives!" the voice cheerfully began, it's hamminess unending.

Kendra was aghast though the blue light prevented her from showing it besides widening eyes. That's why the woman looked so familiar! She'd drawn so many versions of the red head songstress how could she actually forget... wait WHY was she waking up in bed next to a cartoon singer..., and WHY were they 'the one' as the voice put it. Jessica for her part had her eye widen then narrow as the realization, glaring daggers at the TV. Seriously, she somehow formed daggers from staring so hard but the light just moved them out of the way.

"We hope you enjoy your new lives together and enjoy the new amenities of the new home we have graciously gifted to you two! As well as the optimized bodies we've given you! Now we're sure you want to go ahead and start your honeymoon and see the sights and sounds of the multi-verse!" The voice cheerily continued, brushing over the fact that it had modified and enhanced their bodies. Like it was just adding ketchup to an order. Oh and the multi-verse.

Kendra did feel better than normal but had chalked it up to just a good night sleep, but to actually learn that she'd had been modified by an unknown party, possibly for the sake of getting her shacked up with a toon character? Well, that was worrying but she wasn't sure if it was ranked higher or lower than the confirmation of the multi-verse theory. Jessica just rolled her one eye, the other one hidden by her hair.

"But to do that, you must first make the marriage official with a dance underneath the sheets! Once that is done, you can traverse the multi-verse to your heart's desire!" Now bit was..., well something out of a wet dream for Kendra. At the same time..., a nightmare.

Given that Jessica was a lovely figure, Kendra had some dreams and fantasies with her..., but not a single one of them was due to the fact someone put a what was basically a gun to her head. And not with a thinking breathing, own person type of Jessica. It was just wet fantasies for her.., nothing concrete.

The pinup toon just huffed as much as she could. Of COURSE it was a sex thing. That's all anyone actually wanted her for; boobs, sex, porn and pins up. Never what she actually could do or wanted to do, just stand there and be porn figure.

"And remember you are now bound in holy matrimony for good and for ill, For life and for ****! So take care of each other, else you both will meet and suffer a quick meeting with the reaper!" The announcer chirped out rather quickly. The pair shot each other a quick look and shared a gulp as the tv screen showed a little reaper sitting in the back of a church.

**** for Kendra was a real threat. **** for a Toon was.... a little bit of a different matter. Would this group actually kill them or was there some other problem at play though?

"But enough with the doom and gloom, it's a time to think about life! So enjoy your new life together, you cute couple! And if you have any questions, consult your travel manual; it is next to your complimentary wedding gifts from us here at Cupids Wishes!" The voice finished, the animation giving a little wave before it turned off the entire screen. A moment passed before the freeze field suddenly shut off. The pair gave a little stretch as they sat on the edge of the bed.

This was a lot to process. Maybe it was another weird dream, or something brought on by what she ate. Another part was angry about what was basically a shotgun **** wedding. Shock was in full control though, as she stat there as her mind started to finally chew through everything. Well, the first thing to do was try to..., make sure she wouldn't get another boxing glove upside the head.

“So uh..” Kendra started before Jessica stood up, causing Kendra voice to catch in her throat.

“Listen Miss, Grey was it?" Jessica spoke, turning her head just enough to glare back at the human. "I’m flattered you would want to marry me. After all, most people do. But Roger is the only one for me, and no weird contract is going to keep me away from him.” She explained, her voice taking on an icy tone to it. It was weird to hear the one Jessica Rabbit speak like this.

“Well look I’m not the kind to **** something, and I think I'm about as... confused and tricked as you are." Kendra said, standing herself and brushing her clothes down neatly, "I filled out a dating site but I didn't put down... a cartoon character. So... sorry about that."

"Hmmm. If that's the case..., I wonder how I was signed up..., perhaps someone sliped something into one of my stage contracts." Jessica said as she walked away.

Even in the 'real' world(was this real or a cartoon honestly?), she still had that 'sway' that was so enticing on screen.

"Err..., I hate to ask, but what’s the plan then?” Kendra asked as she walked a few steps behind the starlet, not wanting to give Jessica a reason to dislike her.

“Miss Grey, I have been around the block a few times. I have seen strange things, magical toon items, and all sort of strange oddity and reality benders. This isn't new to me." Jessica explain as she walked. "I just happen to know someone better than some nameless contract pranksters. We should be able to get this cleared up without an issue."

"And who's that?" Kendra asked.

Jessica turned back, a mix of a smile and a gag on her face.

"Disney lawyers.”