Not So Fast

"Arielle, please tell me your deepest darkest sexual fetish."

"Not that it's any of your business," says Arielle, "but I would love to have a man piss on me." She looks embarrassed and confused about why she just confessed that..

"Please answer all of my questions honestly," I tell her. "Have you ever had a man piss on you?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't want a man to have that much power over me."

"Despite the fact it would turn you on?"

"Yes. Look, I quit so I'm going to leave."

"Please stay until I let you leave."

Arielle is confused now. "Who the hell do you think you are?"

"Please kneel when you're in my office."

Arielle kneels. "Here, this turn you on? I bet you love this, you sexist jerk."

I look at her and smile.