Not Dick it seems, at least not tonight

“Hay Birdboy,” Barbara answered her phone, “I talked to Alfred earlier. Said you wanted to invite me to the wedding?”

“Yeah,” Dick smiled, “I was wondering if you wanted to join me at the wedding.”

“Anyone else going with you?” Barbara asked, “Thinking of having a gang go with you?”

“Well I would be part of the official party,” Dick said, “So I will have to stand with the bridesmaids… But lets face it, they are all Bruce’s and Selina’s friends.”

“Special friends,” Barbara giggled, “Bunk buddies?”

“Yeah,” Dick said, “That sounds about right.

“I got a call from Kori ealier,” Barbara said, “She is thinking we should for a team ‘hotwing’ for the reception.”

“Team Hotwing?” Dick asked.

“Oh yeah,” Barbara smiled, “I am heading out, I have some things to take care of. I will be back in two or three days. Having a day job sucks. I wish I could be independently wealthy like you.”

“Yeah,” Dick sighed, “Well, it’s dinner time here too. Will I be able to stop by to see you on patrol tonight?”

“Sorry stud,” Barbara said, “I am really about to head out.”

“Be safe,” Dick said.

“You too.”

Dick waited for Barbara to hang up before heading down to the kitchen only to find that no one was there, instead they were in the near by breakfast room where Alfred was serving dinner. Tim and his girls were on one side of the table while Bruce was at the head. Before Dick could precede he got a message on his phone. It was a picture from Koriand’r A.K.A. Starfire in nothing but her long hair covering her like lady Godiva. The next one was a line of text, “Imagine fucking of these titties.”

“Have a seat Dick,” Bruce said.