Not "who", but a "what"

“Not who, Po.” Shifu said, looking at the panda. “What.”

That was all that the small master said, before turning around and continue his way. Po looked at the master with a raised eyebrow and a confused expression, before he proceeded to walk after him.

They walked for a while more (nearly thirty minutes), before Shifu finally stopped in front of a door. Shifu pulled the keys and unlocked the door, opening it as he and Po walked inside. Shifu gave the torch to the panda, and asked him to light the torches on the wall.

Po did as he was told, and he lighted the torches on the walls, allowing light to leak into that dark place. Meanwhile, Shifu walked forward to the other end of the room, which was filled with many drawers.

“Uuh, Master Shifu?” Po asked, looking at the many drawers, as the red panda climbed into them and opened one of them, rummaging through it only to close it again. “What is this place?”

“A storage.” Shifu said, looking at the panda. “A storage for old artifacts that we don’t want the public eye to see.” The red panda rummaged through another drawer, and seemed not to find what he was looking for, and he closed it again. “Just where is that thing?”

“What are you looking for?” Po asked, looking at the small master as he opened another drawer, and the red panda, after a while of rummaging and then closing that drawer as well, asked:

“Po, have you ever heard of Master Pan?”

Po’s eyes widened.

“You mean, The Fallen Master Pan? Also known as Pan the Artificer? Later known as Pan the Depraved?”

“Yes, you’ve heard of him.” Shifu said, as he opened another drawer. “Pan was a boar famous for his crafting skills as well as by the deep knowledge in both kung fu and mystic arts. He made a name for himself as a manufacturer of relics. He manufactured many legendary items, including weapons, jewelry, clothing... That is, of course, before he started to fabricate other kinds of items.”

Po had a blush on his face as he heard that. Yes, he knew the story of Pan, who fabricated all manners of mystic objects during the earlier years of his life. However, they said that he became depraved later in life, as he shifted from fabricating “mundane” mystic objects to fabricate objects that were related to more... adult themes. The kinds of objects that monks and kung fu masters wouldn’t openly admit to use. Not with children present, at least.

The fact that he started to fabricate magic sex toys caused him to be shun by the community at large, with such creations becoming label as “monstrosities” and “heinous crimes against decency and good morals”. As a result, all of the magic sex toys that he fabricated were destroy, and his name was nearly scrub off the records of the world of kung fu, now only being known by those who, like Po, were true kung fu geeks.

“Yeah, I know the story of Pan, but what it has to do with...” Po asked, but trailed as he realized. “Wait, do you have one of Master Pan’s sex toys in there!? Weren’t they all destroyed!?”

“Most of them.” Shifu admitted, closing that drawer to open another one. “But, some of his creations avoided being destroyed. Either for having been hidden or because someone have managed to convince the people to safe part of the works of Pan, for ‘posterity’. As a result, a number of his creations have survived, and now they are kept hidden here in the dungeons, where they can continue to exist but are far from the public eye, to avoid an outcry from the more conservative part of the population. Just where is it... Ah! Here it is!”

Shifu finally said, as he pulled something out of the drawer, closing it and then leaping back, landing in front of Po. The panda gave a step back, and he looked at the small master, who looked back at him.

“Yes, a few of Pan’s creations survived.” Shifu said, looking at the panda, “And here is one of the most impressive of them.”

Then, Shifu revealed what was the object that he had taken from the drawer. Po looked it over, and saw that it was...

“A dildo?” Po said, looking at the fake phallus sculpted out of jade. It... was actually similar to the ones Po had back on his bedroom. Of course, that one looked to be slightly bigger, and it also was covered in symbols carved into the jade. Po looked at it and at his master.

“So... your idea is to have me use a dildo?” Po asked, seeming unsure. “I mean, I already have two of them...”

“This is not like your toys, panda.” The small master said to the panda. “Hold it in your hands and read the word at the very head of the phallus, and then lick it.”

Po hesitated, but he took in what Shifu had said. He held the object on his hands, and looked at the head of the phallus, which had a single word written in it. Po read it silently, and then he looked back at the master with a raised eyebrow. Shifu gestured him to go ahead, and Po then looked at the word, and read it aloud:

“Fellatio.” Po said, and he then licked the head.

Immediately, the dildo became warm on his hands and started to glow in a greenish-golden glow. Po immediately let it go, and the thing fell. It stopped before hit the ground, and remained right where it was in the middle of the air. Immediately, the glow spread from the base of the dildo outwards, and it started to take a form. The chi coming out of the dildo was shaping and solidifying, taking the form of an animal.

In less than a minute, a bull made of solidified chi stood in front of Po. He looked at Po with glowing eyes, his body seeming a perfect chiseled statue of a very manly bull, with strong muscles. Between his legs, stood the dildo, now taking the place of the bull’s cock.

“Po.” Shifu said, “I present you the Jade Lover of Pan. One of the most interesting creations of the long dead Master Pan.”

“Wow...” Was all that Po could say as he looked at the construct that stood before him.