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Chapter 8
by
Herrin26
Who is it?
Normandy Crew.
"Shepard!" Tali greeted as she and Garrus came in.
"Tali." Shepard smiled at the Quarian. She was in her suit but missing her mask. "How are you two?"
"We're great." Tali smiled. "I still cant believe that the Geth made it so easy to move around without my mask."
"You're lucky she's wearing anything at all." Garrus choked when Talis elbow hit his side.
"Not a word." She warned.
"Sounds like a fun story. I'll get you to tell me it when your drunk later." Shepard told Tali.
"Does that mean the bar is open? Hella yeah!" another voice called behind them.
In walked Jack and Miranda.
Miranda rolled her eyes at Jacks enthusiasm. "Dont drink Shepard out of house and home."
"Relax." Shepard laughed. "I well stocked for the night."
"See. Shepard plans ahead. Party wise. On the battlefield she usually just hits things until they submit or die." Jack smirked.
"Learned it from you."
"Well I am a fucking great teacher."
"So your students say." Samara came in. "Shepard it is good to be invited again."
"Glad to have you Samara."
"Yes and since you no longer have the code to follow, after retiring, you are free to have as much fun as you want." Liara spoke.
"I have been, but I will see how 'lively' this party will be."
"More now!" Vega rolled in with Ashley. "The party king is here!"
"And he's not even drunk yet." Ashley huffed. "Good to see you Skipper, you too Liara."
"You as well Ashley."
Samantha came in next followed by EDI and Joker.
"Hey another party and this time no one stole the Normandy!" Joker laughed as he greeted them.
"Not yet." Kasumi appeared only to disappear.
"Damn it Kasumi!" Joker almost jumped. "EDI lock down the Normandy just to be safe."
"I already did."
"Good you guys are here."
"Happy to make it Shepard." EDI was getting better with emotions.
"Next time I drive!" A booming voice said as two more entered.
"You're only sense of direction is down old timer." Grunt huffed.
"Better than no sense you welp." Wrex huffed back.
"Hey no head butting right of the bat." Jane moved between them.
"Saved by Shepard." They said together only to growl after.
"Krogan, great." Aethyta came in. "I'm not serving any liquidated Turians this time."
"Good thing too because we only have one in the place." Liara chuckles.
"I can hear you!" Garrus called.
Shepard shook her head and moved to shut the door when another person came in. She was stunned at who it was.
Who?
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Commander Shepard’s Naked Adventures
A Mass Effect ENF Story
Commander Shepard is highly respected as the greatest commander in the galaxy. She’s a Spacer kid, a Survivor, and a Soldier. During her time adventuring she’s seen a lot. She died once and came back with biotic enhancements only to die again and come back once more. But her adventures have not always been just fighting reapers and stopping Cerberus, it also entails a hit of… unintentional exhibitionism. How will Commander Jane Shepard end up naked this time? Will she be the only one to suffer such a fate? Read this story to follow her naked adventures and more… All characters are 18+
Updated on Jan 26, 2026
by Herrin26
Created on Nov 29, 2022
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