Nope. Just a Perv.

Juno tried to skulk away as quickly as possible while making as little noise as she could. But those efforts were for naught as Kyle rounded the corner to see the purple-haired Martian attempting her escape.

"Juno where are my files." Kyle said plainly with a hint of disappointment. He knew that if Juno knew something, she wasn't gonna put up much of a fight, especially not with the man she basically worshipped.

Juno paused and turned back to the approaching Kyle with a confused look on her face. "Files? I do not know of such an item." Juno retorted as she struggled to keep eye contact with the stud in front of her. Not because she was lying, but mainly because of a pretty big, foot long, bulging, other reason...

Kyle knew almost instantly by the way she was looking at him that it was nothing more than her perverted obsession with Kyle that brought her here.

"You sure you didn't steal anything from my files? Not to, like, find out my dick size or something?" Kyle said, double checking in case his intuition was wrong.

"Oh, there is no need for assistance! I have no doubt that I have perfectly calculated the size of your fantastic member through mental projections alone! You are approximately 12.25 inches in length, and 5.78 inches in girth, if I am not mistaken?" Juno stated with a smile on her face as if it were obvious knowledge for her to know by heart.

Kyle's jaw nearly dropped, how did she get his measurements more accurate than he did?? "Okay y'know what I believe you." Kyle almost instantly believed her.

Kyle began to walk away before Juno lightly grabbed his arm, feeling the faint, yet defined muscles that roamed beneath the surface of Kyle's perfect, smooth skin.

"W-wait.. u-uh if you n-need help... I would do anything for you K-Kyle" Juno said, her eyes almost sparkling with admiration. Her hand suddenly started to softly roam over Kyle's bicep without her even realizing.

"W-well sure we could use more hel-" Kyle said ready to accept her offer before Juno abruptly cut him off.

"O-on one condition!" Juno interrupted desperately. "I-if you let me lay my gaze upon you in your utmost unobstructed glory again... please." Juno said almost begging, eyes darting back and forth between Kyle's face and bulge, a hunger in her eyes that Kyle had never seen before, except in that memory of Juno walking in on him for the first time.

Kyle knew he'd have to give something in return for her help, and besides, he couldn't deny Juno's new attitude turned him on an insane amount. So he gave in.

"Sure Juno, I promise." Kyle relented, smiling at his obsessed Martian stalker(?).

Juno's eyes lit up as she quite literally darted back to Doctor Ziegler's lab to help search for the files.

Kyle couldn't help but chuckle at Juno's eagerness. As weird as this situation was, her uncontrolled forwardness was... actually kinda charming? He also noticed his powers hadn't been activated during that entire interaction, despite Juno's behavior turning him on quite a bit...

Maybe he was getting better at controlling his powers?

Kyle sat in his own thoughts for a brief moment, getting ready to turn back towards the lab before he heard a faint noise behind him, and before he could reac-

*BAM*

Kyle felt a blunt object hit him in the back of the head, and before he could even process what happened, he felt his consciousness fade away...