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Chapter 14 by CMW CMW

Does this particular argument continue?

Nope, it is interrupted by a Crimson Demon

Megaumin yawned and approached the table, having been woken by all the shouting. "More wine? Kazuma, you didn't go wasting our entire savings on wine again did you?"

"I'm not the one wasting our party funds on wine, my booze came from my own share, which is more than I can say for this lush," he rolled his eyes as he gestured at Aqua.

"...well, that won't be an issue in the future!" Aqua laughed. "I found a way to get some for free!"

Kazuma glared at her. "You found a way?" True, she had found the lamp, but he was the one who came up with the creative wish!

"...oh great, I guess you both are now stealing them?" Megumin deadpanned sleepily, rubbing her eyes.

Kazuma looked at her seriously. "No stealing required! Why does everyone think I'm like a no good thief."

Megumin looked at Kazuma "Isn't your only skill Steal?"

Aqua pouted and poured a glass for Megumin. "I'm the one that actually did it! Praise me! Your.... Friend? Yeah friend feels acceptable." She bit her lip, having had to hold back from calling herself his ****. Saying friend almost felt wrong in comparison.

"It's my first skill, but Chris taught me others!" Kazuma threw his hands up.

"But she's from the Thief class," Megumin pointed out. "So... Thief skills."

Kazuma's eye twitched. "I also learned beginner magic today, bite me!"

Megumin rolled her eyes. "...by the way, why is Darkness like that?" she asked, casually pointing over her shoulder. "What did the perv get up to this time?"

Aqua showed a devious smile as she placed a delicate finger on her lips. Clearly ready to recount the day's events. "How should we know what crap Darkness gets up to?" Kazuma rolled his eyes, holding up a hand to silence Aqua. Aqua rolled her eyes but otherwise remained quiet.

Megaumin rubbed her chin. "Now I know something is up. When would Aqua ever listen to a subtle gesture from Kazuma of all people?" she asked.

"Urk," Kazuma grumbled, rubbing his forehead. Well, this could get complicated... "...can you keep your mouth shut about something?" he finally asked.

"About what?" Megumin asked.

Kazuma stood up quickly. "Okay fine. Easiest way is just a bribe. I'll tell you Megumin. If you promise to keep it a secret. And then we can discuss your reward. Aqua can confirm the reward will be well worth it."

Aqua nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, and trust me, it would be a mighty fine reward!" she assured Megumin.

"...fine, what's the secret?" Megumin inquired, crossing her arms.

Kazuma opened his mouth to speak, before realizing he had no idea where even to start with something this crazy, even by this world's standards. He turned to Aqua. "...you tell her, keep making yourself useful. It's quite the refreshing change, really."

"Master might I suggest an alternative? What if you just wish for her to know and get one of her sexual fantasies granted?" Aqua suggested.

Megumin eye widened as she finally noticed Aqua's tail. "Master? Wish! She is a genie! Why would you take it to a sex place! And why would you waste one of the wishes on me hearing the explanation!"

"She's a specific type of genie... A Sex Genie. Because like an idiot, she picked up a lamp without checking for any kind of magical trap, and ended up bound to it... Wait, you know what a genie is?" Kazuma explained, then asked.

"Oh! That variation. I see. As if I, someone from the crimson demons would be ignorant to such matters? So how many wishes do you have left?" Megumin asked, unknowingly revealing her own ignorance.

"...you don't know how many wishes Sex Genies give, do you?" Kazuma asked, exchanging a smirk with Aqua. They might argue, but they weren't above agreeing on messing with someone.

Megumin sweat a bit. "Of course I do! Do you know who you are speaking too! I am a member of the crimson demons you know! Aqua may not be my favorite person, but I don't think you should keep her as a sex **** genie. I know a genie must be replaced before being freed. We should find someone suitable to act as her replacement! Though I suppose it would be foolish to pass on the magic before we are done to our last wish. So what have you already wished for?"

"Don't change the subject, how many wishes do Sex Genies give?" Aqua told Megumin with a smirk. "And don't even try getting me freed either!"

Megumin covered her mouth. "Wait! Did he **** you to pretend you like it? Kazuma! Even by my weak expectations that is just low. Especially with Darkness, she'd probably agree with me," she said walking towards the naked Darkness. "Perhaps I should wake her to come to the truth of the matter!"

"No, I didn't **** her to pretend to like it, the lamp seems to be doing that," Kazuma rolled his eyes.

"The lamp can't fully **** me to do anything! Since I was a former goddess as you know!" Aqua said with pride.

Megumin ignores Aqua's comment and pauses as she looks at Darkness, her eyes drawn to her breasts that are pushed up by the fact her hands are behind her back. "Kazuma, can you explain why Darkness is sleeping with her arms behind her back? Or is that another thing that isn't your fault." She shifted her weight as she seemed to be hiding her chest from view. A pout of her face.

"...okay, let's just start at the beginning," Kazuma sighed, before explaining everything to Megumin over the next ten minutes. When he finished, she stared blankly at him.

"...okay, that's a bit crazy..." Megumin finally said.

"...also, you never did admit to not knowing how many wishes Aqua gave. That they were infinite," Kazuma smirked. "For us to have a certain amount of wishes left, the number would have to be finite, so you really didn't know that.

Megumin looked at the two of them. "So what is the plan next?" she quickly asked, again trying to change the subject. This time, Kazuma didn't press the issue, realizing he'd have better luck getting an admission from the doorknob, but he'd take the victory regardless.

"Well, you wanna make a sexy wish?" Aqua asked. "I get free booze out it when I affect girls and Master makes them cum!"

Does she want to make a wish?

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