Nope, Bye Sakura Have Fun with the Crazy Lady!

Naruto was honestly torn. He really wanted to help out his crush, but he really didn't want to risk his new Sensei getting ticked off at him. He turned to look at Satsuki and Tenten to see if they might be willing to help with a rescue, and was greeted with the sight of Satsuki's back as she hopped off the roof and Tenten frantically waving at him to follow.

"Um...bye Sakura, bye Anko Sensei, see you tomorrow!" Naruto blurted as he leapt off of the roof with his genie girl right beside him.

Anko smirked and finally let her pose drop. "Bye brat, have a nice day." She called after him before leering at Sakura. "Alright pinkie, let's see what we can do with you."

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"So...why did those three keep trying to mimic those girls in the Old man's magazines?" Naruto asked Tenten once the pair had managed to get far enough away.

"Well don't exactly have total control over these powers yet. I...may have overpowered it a bit more than what might have been strictly necessary." Tenten said sheepishly. Then her eyes went wide as she processed the second half of what Naruto said.

"THE HOKAGE HAS PEERVY MAGAZINES!?" She blurted out, her eyes wide.

"Uh...yeah? Why do you think I made techniques like the Sexy Jutsu?"

"You turn yourself into a naked girl to beat our leader...you know, I'm pretty sure that if I couldn't say that I was a ninja turned into a magical mind controlling sex genie then that would have been the weirdest sentence to leave my mouth." Tenten said in disbelief. " I mean, I'm not sure if I should be disgusted that someone his age is getting his jollies looking at girls in their late teens like me, or happy that the 'God of Shinobi' is a bit more human than I thought."

"...The first one." Naruto said.

"...Yeah, I know. I think I'm trying to suppress it." Tenten shivered. "I know that I'm probably going to end up helping you get some girls eventually, but at least you haven't made me completely break the world into your playpen or something crazy like that. I have no idea what I would have ended up doing if I was the one in power."

"Eh, if I break the world then I can't be Hokage." Naruto shrugged. "Besides..." A sly grin grew across his face. "We can already mess with everything plenty without breaking everything! I mean, did you see Sasuke!?"

"I...didn't know I could do that." Tenten admitted. "I just thought I was going to be guaranteeing that one of the other girls in your class would in there with you. I have no idea how much that might have changed things, and who knows how badly I just messed with our memories." Tenten lamented.

"Well that's an easy fix!" Naruto said. "I wish we knew all of the important changes that you made with Sasuke!"

"Oh!" Tenten said as her hips automatically began to shake. Then she blinked as a flash of information was downloaded directly into her brain.

"Huh. Okay, Satsuki hates pretty much everyone, including everyone in your class. She thinks all the boys from clans are interested in using her as breeding stock to trying and mix her Sharingan into their clans, and she thinks all the girls are useless fangirls just waiting for someone to bend them over and screw them. She hates you because you are loud and obnoxious, but she tolerates you more than everyone else your age because you are an orphan like her and you have the only long term dream that she thinks is worth anything.

"Really? She hates me the least? And she doesn't think my dream is a joke!" Naruto said with a giant smile. "Haha, this version is way better than the bastard! He can stay gone forever!"