Nope!

"What?" Caroline practically screamed at her. "Why would I do that? You have no idea how this feels!" Without warning, she buried her face in Lisa's cleavage, sloppily motorboating the shorter woman with laughter.

"Ok, ok, that feels good," Lisa admitted. "But I'm worried about you in this state. I don't think your judgment is-"

"Fuck that!" Caroline said as she reemerged, her makeup smeared across both her face and Lisa's tits. "Get rid of it! Get rid of your worry and your anxiety and let's fucking have some fun!"

With her trust and obedience turned over to Caroline, Lisa immediately did as she said and felt relief wash over her. They were probably going to attract the wrong kind of attention, but that wasn't really an issue. Caroline had overloaded her brain with more happiness than a human was designed to feel, but that was ok too. It would be alright.

Caroline, meanwhile, was jumping up and down like a little kid. "Lisa! Lisa! Goddamn, Lisa, we've got to- ahahahaha! We've got to go tell people about this! This is fucking crazy!"

She burst out of the door, followed by an amused Lisa. They really did have to tell people, Lisa realized. She didn't know exactly why but she trusted Caroline with her whole heart, even this joy-maddened version of her. She immediately flagged down a college kid wearing an employee uniform and began explaining it to him.

"Hi. My name's Lisa, and my friend Caroline there just absorbed the collective happiness of a crowded theater."

The kid blinked at her, then at Caroline, who was sprinting up and down the hall shouting ecstatically. "Ok," he said, backing away. He looked around for anyone who could help defuse the situation. "I, uh, should talk to my shift manager about that..."

Caroline leapt at him and locked her lips with his. He stumbled backwards and hit a vintage Casablanca poster, knocking it to the ground. Lisa chuckled a little at the surprised expression on his face. Caroline was practically mauling him with her tongue until he grunted and pushed her back.

"What the fuck?" he asked hoarsely. Caroline was grinning madly at him. Her hair tie had come lose and her sweaty, makeup-streaked face was partially obscured my her curly locks. She looked feral.

"Look, lady, I don't-" She cut him off with a strange sound something like a yelp and turned to sprint away. Lisa struggled to follow her, only managing to catch up when Caroline paused to stare at a dusty old arcade console.

"Caroline, please, I think we need to calm you down." Lisa was amazed to get an entire sentence out without being interrupted. Caroline was so transfixed by the game that Lisa doubted she'd even heard her.

Caroline turned to her and Lisa noticed that she had a small nosebleed. That would be very worrisome if she was still capable of worrying. "Give me that game!" Caroline demanded, pointing theatrically to the console.

"You mean, like ownership of it?" Lisa asked with confusion. "Or, like, you want to know more about it?"

"I don't care what I mean! I don't know, I don't know, just give it to me!" Caroline shouted hoarsely. She slapped the side of the cabinet wildly as a crowd started to gather. Lisa shrugged and concentrated and the game disappeared. Caroline spun in circles with her arms outstretched.

"Oh my God, I have it, I have it! Who wants to play Street Fighter II? I have it in me!" She ripped open her shirt to expose her cream-colored bra and sprinted to a middle-aged woman. The woman panicked and began to back away but Caroline grabbed her hands and shoved her chest into them.

"Play it! Play me! I have the game inside me, I have it inside me! Lisa, make her play me!"

Lisa was starting to feel lightheaded. "I don't know how to do that, Caroline. I can only-"

"Fuck it!" Caroline cried and released the woman's hands. "Let's do something fun! Give me everyone's obedience and loyalty!"

Lisa immediately complied, grateful for a task she could actually perform. A second later Caroline was barking orders.

"You! Finger each other!" she shouted to a couple of twenty-something women. As they looked around for a place to sit to follow her orders, she wheeled and locked eyes with the manager. "Eat as much popcorn as you want!" she told the portly bald man. "Don't let anyone stop you!"

She followed with a flurry of instructions to the crowd, all docilely waiting for their commands. "Take off those jeans! Eat your tickets! Fuck each other! Shake your ass!" The people immediately did as they were told and Caroline began to laugh harder than ever.

"Oh my god, I can't- I'm just, just, ahhh..."

Caroline's eyes rolled back in her head and she collapsed. Lisa caught her before she hit the floor and was amazed by how heavy she was. Her entire body was flushed and she was radiating heat like a furnace. Looking around at the throng of theatergoers following every bizarre command directed at them, she sighed. This was probably going to get someone's attention.