None of the above

Naruto frowned, and took the dildo before crushing it. Admittedly it was not the best thing to do, but despite his sexy jutsu, Naruto was straight, and not a masochist.

“Do you have any idea what that-” Kushina began, but was cut off as Naruto tore the underwear off, the floor creaking suddenly as the wooden floorboards grew and slammed into the walls and ceiling as Hashirama’s cells began to mutate some of Naruto’s own thanks to Kurama’s chakra and Naruto’s Uzumaki genes, adding the needed chakra natures.

Naruto uttered a few words that came to mind, “Shut up, if this is how you parent, with no consideration for the complexes that growing up ignored and shunned at best and almost killed by a Lynch mob repeatedly on the harsher end of what happened while more often than not, you. WEREN’T. THERE! And honestly with all the timelines, I have trouble keeping it straight on whether you were dead, or if you neglected or even outright ABANDONED ME! I know that you and Minato told me to find a girl like YOU, as you were dying, in one timeline. And then after I was over 16 years old, you showed up. And I was kind enough to see if you and I could even try to be a family, even though, I no longer needed parents, didn’t need a mother anymore!”

Naruto’s chakra pulsed and the **** made Kushina stagger as something broke,

Kushina’s head and more importantly her heart began to hurt and her anger vanished, fear and sadness taking its place. Sadness that grew as Naruto continued to talk. A genjutsu that had been put on her, that was meant to cause her to make Naruto suffer had just shattered, and the backlash would be epic.

“And this may be your house, Kushina, but since I put on the headband, I’ve been an adult. I don’t NEED you. And right now I think that I sort of hate you. You want to fuck one of my friends? That’s your problem, but know that if you do, then you and whoever it is… you’re dead to me! And that should say something about the level of betrayal I’m feeling, after all, what I've learned in spite of efforts to suppress or even erase the history of our clan, the Uzumaki have made a point to put family above everything else since the days of Ashina Uzumaki. I told you that I would TRY to accept you as my mother… I tried, and I failed at that. So if you have a problem with me thinking, that you’re one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen, and that I am a sexually active young man, if something that apparently your grandfather was a product of, in trying to keep the clan strong. Then fine, just know that I’m moving out. And you can take the Namikaze name, and stay in this house. I’ve got the Uzumaki clan compound.”

Kushina felt disgusted that she even had thought of fucking her son’s friends as a way to punish him for behavior that is while fairly normal, wasn’t by civilian standards acceptable… then a thought crossed Kushina’s mind

‘When the Hell did I stop thinking like an Uzumaki, and start thinking like some prudish civilian? Kushina think, how can you salvage any of this? Hell, I should be mad that he wasted a load... and even then I shouldn’t have been close to that mad.'

She felt a pull on her mind, and was in the seal for Kurama. And she saw an angry Naruto, annoyed Kurama, Minato, Hagamoro, and Ashina, whaling on Sasuke’s soul -who did you think would and could pull something like trying to turn Naruto’s loved ones into the means to ruin the man? Yes, Sasuke made a cruel plot to destroy Naruto’s heart and will, so that he could take Asura’s powers, and rule like a god.

Minato turned to Kushina, and said something that she hadn’t known that she needed to hear.

“Kushina, we missed the chance to be parents for Naruto, but you can still be in his life, I sorta had a feeling something might need to happen to bring the Uzumaki back. And to bring it back strong. But you also have the responsibility to keep a mini Kyuubi sealed in you. So nobody like Mikoto’s disgrace of a son can do this again.”

Ashina sighed “Congratulations on the engagement Kushina, Naruto.”

It was at that moment Naruto popped a boner so massive, that his pants practically exploded.

Hagamoro meanwhile took away one of Sasuke’s Doujutsu, the rinmegan, and the Moon seal -meaning Indra’s powers- and entrusted Naruto with them.