No

You walk into the bathroom. You goes to go up to a urinal, and then remembers, “Shit.” You looks around and thinks, “It’ll only take a sec.” You undoes his zip and pulls out his cock.

You look around you as pee and think about taking a tiny risk. While you continues to pee you allows your joggers to slip down to your knees, leaving your ass exposed. You turn around again, no ones there. You lets out a silent laugh and smiles. You finish peeing, and then turn around to check yourself out in the mirror. You blows himself a kiss, then pulls up your pants.

You washes your hands and walk back out. You are greeted by your friends as you approaches your table.

“What’s up dude?” Zack says to you as shake hands.

“Not much rough morning” you sits down and feels something under him. “What the fuck?” You stands up and finds his donut squished into the chair. The guys start losing it. You turn around to look at your ass, which was now covered in chocolate frosting. “What the fuck guys!” They continue laughing. “Ok funny funny laugh it up.”

Just then Alex, another one of his friends, grabs his juice, “Here, let me help.” and then sprays it over your crotch. “What the hell dude!” You scream. You look around and now notice your table isn’t the only table laughing. Your face turns red. You...