No

“I… no I haven’t yet.” Your grandma snickers, “Really? You got all the way through high school without getting laid? You really are like your father. Well…”

Lauren takes off her robe, “This is what it looks like. Obviously mine is a little more mature than the girls you’ve been around.” Your entire face turns red and you look away, “Don’t be shy, sweetie.” She hands you her robe, “It’s just a body. Besides, you’d better get used to it, because I’m not a fan of being fully dressed in my own home.” You look back at your grandma, standing there in all her natural glory. You’re ashamed of the thoughts in your head and the feeling below your waist…

“So go ahead and wash that robe along with everything else. Put it in with the towels, not the clothes.” Lauren turns to leave, showing off her jiggly ass as she steps. “Oh, and” she looks back at you, “If you would rather not be clothed either, that would be fine. Wouldn’t bother me a bit.” She winks and leaves.

“So this is why my dad’s a weirdo…” you think, as you realize you’ve got a chubby.