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Your order arrives, in a large wooden crate outside your door. The delivery men seems to have ditched it, and there is no way to get it in, it's taller that your door.

You resolve to open it, cutting the cords that hold the box together, realsing a small avalanche of straw used to pack the 6'2 body you are now facing. He falls on top of you, limp, sending you both to the ground. You groan, then yelp as you feel a massive bulge against your left thigh. He wasn't even hard and he dwarfed you! There is still no movement as you free yourself from under him, but now you get a perfect view of the thick satyr cock, and a yellow notice tied around it; "Stimulate to awaken".