No way

"Are you gonna eat it?" Julia asked her sister obnoxiously. Julia was 21 and had the same skinny blond looks as her sister, but with fuller lips and her hair was curled in a femme style.

Jessica stared at the big wet turd in her hands. "No I'm not gonna eat it, sicko."

"Lots of girls eat poop these days," Jessica said casually. "Anyway don't let me stop you. I just needed to brush my teeth."

Julia stood at the mirror as Jessica sat on the sink counter. Resigned to getting no privacy, Jessica started smearing her own shit on her C-cup breasts as her sister watched. Jessica moved the turd around like a disgusting bar of soap, covering her breasts with filth and then working her way up her chest toward her neck with the turd.

"Good!" Julia said patronizingly, "Put it on your face too. It's good for the skin."

Jessica sighed, but she wanted to get used to caking her face in shit. Most of her friends did it, believing too that it improved the skin. Julia brushed her teeth meanwhile, unphased by her naked sister playing with her poop a foot away.

"You should come watch a movie, Molly's here," Julia said after spitting out her toothpaste.

"Ugh I wish you'd told me first," Jessica whined. Molly was their neighbor and got along with both sisters.

"Just come like that, Molly will think it's cool," Julia said, "You've been over to her place when she has shit all over herself. You know she's a shit freak."

Jessica took the remaining half of the turd and speared shit on her cheeks, chin, forehead, even her nose. It wasn't that hard, even if it was gross. She'd caked her face in her own shit and halfway liked the way she looked in the mirror, she'd seen so many girls this way and now she looked like them, at least.

"Fine," Jessica said, wanting to hang out with her sister and friend, and also to show them that she wasn't a boring prude anymore, scared of her own shit. She gathered her courage and walked naked down the hall, grateful that their mom didn't appear at that moment, and darted into her sister's room naked.

"Hey Molly," Jessica said.

Molly was 5'10" and 125 pounds, with rich brown hair to her shoulders. Everyone said she should be a model but she was just a college student. She was wearing a brown summer dress. She turned and looked at Jessica. "Mmmmm nice shit, girl! I thought you'd never join us!"

Jessica blushed under her shit mask. It felt good to finally be doing this. She walked over to Molly. "Hey girl," she said casually. Julia came in from the bathroom naked, as she rarely wore clothes in her own room.

"Damn I'm the odd one out," Molly said and peeled off her dress casually, wearing no underwear underneath. "Do you have any more shit Jessica?"

"No, sorry," she said sheepishly.

"That's fine," Molly said, "I already pooped myself today and ate it. I'm working on getting used to the taste."

Julia nodded. Jessica thought her sister was trying to seem cool. Eating feminine feces was the coolest expression of the current trend, but Jessica got sick just thinking about it and she knew her sister hadn't eaten shit yet herself.

The girls sat down and put on a movie, a dumb romcom they'd all seen before. Julia took her pee glass from the coffee table in front of them and peed into the glass casually a few minutes into the movie. She filled the tall glass then drank her own urine nonchalantly, another crazy trend that supposedly made the skin beautiful and suppressed the appetite. Jessica shouldn't look down on her sister though, she realized. Her own face was caked in shit as she watched the movie!

Just then she felt a spasm between her legs. She wanted to run to the bathroom but no, they'd tease her for that. Instead she jumped up and squatted down in front of the couch and pushed. This was the more acceptable thing for a woman to do these days, as bizarre as it seemed. Jessica pushed the turd out right onto her sister's floor, pooping right in front of her friends. She pushed out her shit into a pile right on the nice hardwood.

"Sweet!" Molly said, "Nice shit, Jessica. Can I have it by any chance?"