No way that’s gross.

“No, not a chance, yuck. Sorry I don’t like guys.” You say, the terrible image of a big smelly cock filling your head.

“How about trade?” He asks, unfettered by your answer, as if you didn’t even say it.

“What? I said no remember.” You say looking up at him.

He pulls out a tiny lavender gun with pk380 printed on the side and shows you it has a full 8 round magazine. When you don’t seem impressed he sets 5 big .308 bullets next to it, “You can get 5 each for these in trade.” He adds.

“Are you even listening to me?” You ask, picking it up in your small hands. “Huh, I suppose I could use a gun.”

“Right then.” He then proceeds to pull it out right there in the bar. The bartender gives a hrumph of disapproval but doesn’t get involved. Glancing around you see everyone else must have left at some point.

“What? Just right here. Oh this place is going to be terrible.” You lightly slide your hand under his cock marveling at the weight of it. “It’s so big.” You would guess it was about 7” or so, but very thick, like, can’t get your fingers around it thick. You can’t imagine it fitting in your mouth, so you just lick it. “Salty.” You say making a sort of disgusted face.

He takes hold of your head and says, “Stick your tongue out.” You do as you are told and he simply stuffs it down into your throat with shocking ease. Sure your eyes begin to water, sure you gag and tons of saliva begins to flow down your chin. You are making a glug glug noise as he moans and says, “Oh fuck, so tight, so worth it.” He is happy to basically fuck your face like that till he unloads down into your belly, then just holds it balls deep till he groans, “Oh yeah.” Then pulls out and wipes it on your rather drenched shirt. “Thanks miss that was just what I needed. Don’t suppose you’d let me lick your pussy?”

Coughing a bit, you decide it wasn’t the worst experience ever, his cum actually wasn’t totally disgusting. Kinda like to salty chips, eat one you say “ick to salty” but by the end of the bag you are happy you kept eating. “Umm I suppose one lick would be okay.”

He hoists you up on the table and his head slips under your skirt. His tongue is rough but the instant it slips into your tight little pussy your body tingles. He licks it slowly, wiggling his tongue as he does, his tongue then dips inside and you gasp and grab his hair. His finger finds your clit and another slides up your tight ass making you yelp. But that tongue, he works it in and slurps at your now flowing juices causing you to loose track of time and he quickly has you moaning and making all sorts of other squeaky, yelpy, little noises till you have a rather nice little orgasm. He lifts his head and looks you in the eyes, “So, you wanna fuck?”