No way Jose!

“You can’t be serious!” You exclaim, almost on the verge of tears. “ You really want to sleep with my high school bully? But I thought you loved me?”

Amy rolled her eyes like you said something stupid. “Of course I love you dummy, your the love of my life. But our sex life has gone downhill lately. Don’t you think this’ll be a fun way to spice things back up! Derek sure thinks so!”

You’re almost speechless, “What do you mean, ‘Derek thinks so?’ No, please don’t tell me you talked to him?" you beg.

Amy smiles and waves her smartphone at you “I’ve been chatting with him for two weeks! I found Derek’s profile on social media, lots of great pics of him by the way, he’s SUPER sexy. Looking at his shirtless vacation pics makes me wet as a bucket. Anyway, I reach out to him and explain the situation, about how you just aren’t cutting it in the bedroom anymore. And he agreed to help us out! Isn’t that sweet of him?”

Your head is spinning, you can’t believe the hell you’ve found yourself in. Less than five minutes ago you were in a happy relationship with the woman you loved. Now you’re past has returned to make your life hell again.

“Amy, please,” you stammer “I know you think this is a good idea. But I really think we should talk about this before…”

Behind you, you hear the doorbell ring.