No dice

"Absolutely no fucking way," the petite brunette stared daggers at me. "Your perv ass is not. going. to. touch. me." The enunciation of her words left no room for argument.

I still couldn't help myself from pushing. "Am I the perv? You're the one trying to get me to claim your friends. You even want me to make them obey you!"

"That's different! I deserve it, and you're just some guy creeping around windows." She stomped her foot and raged at me."Fine, I guess I'll just go tell them about you and, like, get credit for saving all these bitches."

I felt bile rise in my throat as my victory started to slip away. "Whoa! Hey, no need to do that I'm just doing some hard negotiating. A blow job is off the table, got it. I'll shake on the original deal. No problem."