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"Oh, don't be a spoilsport Deb" urged Carol, who had of course been the anonymous purchaser of Debbi's Secret Santa gift after having manipulated the draw. "Stew modelled his boxers" she continued. "But they look no different to a pair of football shorts. If I wear this, you'll see all my bits" Debbi argued. She was furious but tried to play it cool and shrug off the unreasonable demands of the team as they continued to chant "Try it on !"

"I really am sorry guys but there are things I just have to finish before we break for the holidays. You can give out the rest Carol" she said, thrusting the bag at her assistant, whose turn it now was to be furious given the apparent thwarting of her scheme.

Back in her office, Debbi threw the offending garment onto her desk. And what was it that had presented such a problem ? A full length fishnet body stocking, which from the size of the mesh would have left nothing to the imagination ! She had just finished getting out of the skimpy and revealing elf costume and back into her work clothes when a flushed and angry looking Jeff entered the office.

"Carol tells me you've totally ruined the holiday atmosphere and are sending everyone off on a complete downer" he upbraided her. "What, because I refused to parade around like a stripper ?" Debbi retorted, holding up the flimsy piece of material that constituted Santa's present. "If I didn't know better, I'd think all these team building exercises were just an excuse to get my clothes off" she speculated. "Don't kid yourself, nobody's that interested" lied Jeff, in a way that was nevertheless hurtful to Debbi. "They haven't gone home yet. There's still time to rectify the situation. I want you outside showing how good you look in your present in five minutes flat, or it isn't going to be very pleasant coming back to work in the new year" he threatened !