No Need For Mom

Ryoko: Aw, dammit....Fine. Will you please look up Valentine's Day.....m-mom.

Washu: Wow! You even threw in a please! I'm impressed! My li'l girl's becoming a real li'l lady, i'm so proud!!

Ryoko, angry: Get typing or i'm adding patricide to my list of crimes.

Washu: So much for that. Anyway, i'm not gonna look it up...

Ryoko: WHAT!?!?

Washu: Uh-huh, because i already know aaaall about it.

Ryoko, bright and cheerful: You do!? Oh, mom, please tell me!

Washu: ahem Valentine's Day is an Earth holiday dedicated to love and closeness between the two sexes. It's all about romance, get it?!

Ryoko: Huh? thinking So THAT'S why Ayeka didn't want me to know about it. She's afraid i'm gonna use it as an excuse to steal Tenchi. Well, get ready, princess, 'cuz your nightmare's about to come true! Hee-hee-hee!

Washu: Hee-hee-hee! Give her hell, Ryoko!

Ryoko: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP READING MY THOUGHTS!!!

Washu: Hmph. You didn't care this much when it was Mother's Day...

Ryoko, leaving: I don't have a mother; just a crazy old lady with a doohickey! Heh-heh-heh!

Washu: HEY!! I am not old!! AND IT'S A COMPUTER!!

Ryoko: Whatever, old lady!

Washu: Such a disrespectful daughter. At least Ryo-Oh-Ki knows how to treat her mother! Right, Ryo-Oh-Ki?

Ryo-Oh-Ki: Meow!