No, you both decide it's too soon

When you make it up to her desk, Lauren is practically shivering with excitement, and she looks flushed. But then she gives you a wicked grin and stands to give you a kiss. "Someone was a naughty boy, spying on John for me! I was not the least bit subtle today, and he asked us out for drinks. You don’t have to go if you don’t want?"

You think about it for a minute, and decide maybe this is all a little too much for you. She could see the look of concern on your face, and you could see the look of disappointment on hers. But not wanting to push things you both decide it would be best to head home. As you walk out of the office, you see John sitting on the patio of the bar. Your eyes meet and you shrug your shoulders. He raises his glass of beer letting you know it’s all good.

When you get home, Lauren heads to the bathroom. You take your phone out of your pocket and see a friend request from John in your notifications. You accept it, and a few moments later you get a message from me with a URL link. You open it and discover it is a link to that new sex shop that opened a few miles away. Not only that but it is linked directly to a dildo. You look at the name and see it’s named "The John".

Then a new message comes in. "In case she is still curious. This is how I made some extra money in college. Honestly, can’t believe they are still using my mold."

You grab your coat and tell Lauren you will be right back. You run to the store as fast as you can, and the next thing you know you are staring right at "The John". You pick it up and can’t believe how heavy it feels. You look it over a few times deciding what to do.