No, you hear a knock

Your thought is interrupted by a knock at the door. You open the door and it's Sarah. You say "Hey Sarah, why are you home early, is something wrong?" She looks at you packed apartment and starts to cry, she says "What's going on!!!" She crys harder then mumbles "Today has been terrible, I'm getting evicted because I haven't been able to pay for the last 5 months. My pay is barely enough to keep up with food and my student loans. And I come to see my boyfriend is packed and leaving without a word."

You hug her and say "I'm sorry to hear that but I want to help you, I just bought a place close to down town. I want you to move in with me." She stops crying then says "But, how would I pay you?" You smile and say "Don't worry about it. You already do so much for me." She says "But, But, I know I'll get you a treat I have this friend and she is hot I'll convince her to a three way." You think about it, then say "No, but you like the idea of sharing me?" She says, "No, but you deserve better than me. More than me". You smile and say, "Just go pack your stuff for the movers tomorrow."

You lay back down for your nap.