No, they're too focused on .

"I'll take a look at this later," says Katie as she shoves the paper into her purse. "Right now I just want to make this asshole pay."

"What are you going to do to him?" asks Shelly.

"I don't know. I'm too angry to think."

"Well, I know. Hey you, I wish you'd do what we tell you to. Give her all your money!"

You pull out your wallet and hand all the bills inside to Katie. She takes them reluctantly, then looks at her girlfriend while holding them limply. "We're robbing him?"

"Robbing? No. Hell no! This is pain and suffering money. You deserve it!" Katie arches her eyebrows, seeming to accept that. Shelly continues, "In fact, give her your credit cards, too. And find your checkbook, you've got a bank account to empty!"

The girls huddle close and whisper conspiratorially while you look for your checkbook. By the time you've finished signing your life savings away, they have evil looks on their faces that tell you they've decided what to do with you.