No, really. I need to get out of here and have a wank in my room.

I slip away while Rick stares at his phone.

My swollen dong juts out to the side, strapped down awkwardly by my briefs. I adjust it so it is no longer trapped in the leg-hole of my underwear and let it bob in front of me as I climb the stairs toward my bedroom.

Once inside, I close the door before assuming my favorite position in front of the full length mirror attached to my wall. I strip naked and look at myself.

Obviously, my cock is the most prominent feature of my body. That isn't to say that my blue eyes aren't striking, or that my sharp jawline doesn't contribute to a handsome countenance. I'm good looking, really. And like I said, I take pretty good care of my body.

But no matter how much I work out or eat or do everything right to bulk up, it doesn't seem to help. I remain a thin, very short, very small guy... in every aspect... except for, you know, my absurdly oversized prick.

A lot of guys will talk about their cocks like they're bigger than they really are. They'll say they've got seven when they're really rocking five and a half. And the guys in porn whose cocks are supposed to be eight or nine inches... meh. The camera angles are doing a lot of work for them. I mean, let's face it. Seven is hung. Eight--a true, honest-to-God eight inches of meat, that's almost unheard of.

But what I've got? No one has that.

I try not to gaze lovingly at my own heavy erection as I look at my reflection, but no matter where else I focus, my eyes just get drawn back down to it.

It's so heavy that even when I'm at my hardest it just points straight out from my body. And it's fat, too. People talk about beer-can cocks, but mine is so much more than that. It would be like a beer can only if a beer can was twice as long and another inch wider.

My cock starts wide where it meets my pelvis, and it widens out toward the middle like a surfboard. The shaft narrows slightly up toward the tip of my meatstick, before meeting the huge flared ridge of my monstrous cockhead. It's the size of a large apple, swollen and meaty. A web of big purple veins stretch up the left side of my shaft, but along the top, a single pulsing vein as thick as my index finger runs the entire length of my cock.

I'm uncut, too, with a fat, loose foreskin that stretches over my entire cockhead even when I'm hard. I love playing with it. I love the way it pools up with precum when I get excited. I love slipping my fingers into it and running them around my cockhead--the sensation as I tease my knob, the slick goo dribbling out around the edges as I tease--I could spend hours doing that.

Actually, I have spent hours doing that. Once I gooned out for an entire weekend, just teasing and edging for two days nonstop. I didn't even leave my room.

Jesus... as I play with myself now, I can't help but marvel at the visual: my tiny hands running up and down my thick meat. Even with both hands I can't grip all the way around my girth. And even if I line up both hands, palm to fingers, along the top of my schlong, my cock extends farther than they do.

It's not just my cock that's huge though, my nuts rival an actual bull's. My sack hangs low, down past my mid-thigh, and they're like ripe plums.

And so, so sensitive. I love grabbing hold of them and tugging on them, but they're so huge I can only get one in each hand. It's actually been a frustration of mine that I can't stroke my dick and play with my balls all at the same time.

I wrap both hands around my hefty meat and hump into them, pulling the long sleeve of foreskin down onto my shaft. A few tablespoons of collected pre fall and splat onto the floor. I collect the remaining thread of drool from my cock slit and use it to lube up.

As much as I'd like to draw this out some more, I can't afford to spend the whole day jerking off.

So I start stroking in earnest, going faster and harder as the pleasure builds. I'm so hard my dick is throbbing and turning shades of purply red. More pre comes splashing out, this time with enough **** that it slaps onto the mirror in front of me. I can feel myself starting to tense up; heat begins building in my groin.

And then it starts happening. No, I'm not cumming yet--something--hnng--ahh--erm--something else.

Fuck. It's so intense.... aaaaahh--fff... I'll try to... Jeez--I'll try to explain.

You--AAAHH--you ever seen an animal...?

I'm sorry I'm just fapping so hard I'm having trouble focusing...

You ever seen---ermmph--like a dog or a bull or something, just going crazy and--mmmrrrrpppffk--humping like mad? Like, no control? JESUS! Just rutting the air...

That happens to me, too. Oh, God... I can't help it... my hips just start bucking uncontrollably and--aah... aah.. AAAAHH--I'm just fucking humping like crazy completely against my will. Oh, JesuuUUSSSS!

Fuck. I'm about to CUUUUU--