No, it seems like she's still sleeping

Ten seconds pass, the bed creaks, but aside from that, nothing but the popping of oil as eggs sizzle on the stove can be heard

Safe.

You pick up the pan and place it on the stove, quickly splashing some oil on it and adding the noise of bacon crisping in olive oil to the sizzling of the eggs. While that is cooking two pieces of toast find themselves in the toaster, and you lean yourself against the table. Now we wait.

A couple handful of seconds pass and the eggs are done, with the bacon on its way there soon. You slide them into a plate and turn around to place it on the table, only to be shocked stock still by the sight of someone who was standing behind you.

Mother.

"Hey honey, whats for-" she yawns "what's for breakfast?" she pads over and takes the plate from me, leaving an kiss on my cheek that feels electric.

Let me tell you about my mother, I've already gone into how she is a hard working saint that is far more than I deserve but I haven't really told you about *her*

She's shorter than me. Not short by a womans standards but shorter than most men, and is an absolute knockout. Her curly, raven black hair that seems to never not be perfect, flawless skin and full lips that almost always find themselves in a smile would be enough to put most men on their ass, but when combined with everything below the chin being sculpted like a fertility idol made human you could see why she makes twice as much in tips as her next closest coworker.

Cheeks and a collarbone you could cut yourself on, full breasts with just enough sag to emphasize her maturity and hips so wide you could use them as an airstrip for a 747 are just three of the pieces of the immaculate ensemble that is my mother. It all being tied up and barely concealed in a bathrobe doesn't help either.

Ah, I'm staring.

Wait, bathrobe?

"You were awake already?"

"Mhm, I woke up before my alarm and started my day earlier than usual." She walks around me and peeks into the pan still on the stove. "And I think your bacon is burning."

Shit!