No, but they do get stripped

"Who the hell is shooting arrows at us?!" Roxie screeched as she was **** to tear the dress to free herself, the garment know coming down to just below her bellybutton as she threw her hands over her womanhood.

Grant looked around until he laid eyes on the silver haired archer on the rooftop, taking aim at him...

Or more specifically, his pants!

"Wait! Hold your fire!" Grant shouted, narrowly dodging the arrow that Artemis had shot. The arrow head merely sliced through the side of his pants, causing a small rip.

Artemis narrowed her eyes as she reached for another arrow... Her eyes widening when she felt none. Looking over her shoulder, The Goddess of The Hunt noticed that her quiver was empty. "Odd. I should've had two arrows -"

*CRASH!*

Artemis looked back to see Roxie and Grant ducking into a wooded area next to The House of Lust, Grant having knocked over a trash can in the escape.

"Hera almighty!" Artemis groaned in annoyance. "No matter. They can run, but no animal, mortal man included, can escape this huntress."

---

"Oh, Hailey! Ah - Oh, Lordy! That's good!" Buddy moaned as he bucked his hips wildly on the beach setting, Hailey bouncing up and down on his pelvis.

"Oh... That's it, Baby!" Hailey moaned, panting heavily as she felt Buddy's "ding-a-ling" inside her. "I'm yours! I'm forever yours, Buddy! I wanna... Oh, yeah! I wanna be with you for the rest of our lives!"

"Me too, Hailey!" Buddy exclaimed.

"You know what? After tonight, screw demon hunting!" Hailey said, "I say we find a nice and cozy little place on the outskirts of the city and... Ooh! And start up our own little patch of heaven. You, me, a couple of dogs, maybe even... Oh, God YES! Maybe even a few kids."

"A family with you?!" Buddy asked, surprising Hailey as he began to buck even more wildly. "Oh, Lordy! That sounds wonderful! But Ah... Oh! Ah insist on treatin' ya'll like the queen ya are! Ah plan ta give ya the best of everything!"

"Oh, Buddy! Your heart is the biggest thing about you!" Hailey cooed as she leaned down and kissed Buddy again with a white hot fiery passion...

Before grabbing the man by his shoulders and turning over so Buddy was now on top of her. Buddy carefully bore his weight down so as not to hurt Hailey as he thrusted into her, Hailey grabbing on to Buddy's fat ass and wrapping her legs around his meaty thighs.

"H-Hailey! Ah... Ah'm gonna..."

"Do it, Baby!" Hailey exclaimed, gripping tighter onto Buddy's ass. "Do it inside me! Gimme your load! Gimme your seed! Gimme your babies!"

With a pair of primal and animalistic cries of pleasure, Buddy erupted inside of Hailey, the woman moaning in pleasure as she felt the fat farmer's manhood pump his seed into her. The two kissed again as Buddy's manhood continued to twitch and pump into Hailey before finally coming to a stop.

"I love you, Buddy."

"Ah love you too, Hailey." Buddy replied. "Say, are ya'll doin' anythin' tomorrow? Ah was thinkin' maybe we could take get somethin' ta eat and maybe take in a picture show."

"I'd like that." Hailey said with a smile as she beeped Buddy's nose. "But just a fair warning," she giggled, "I don't fuck on the first date."

Buddy and Hailey burst out into a fit of laughter at the joke, Buddy pulling out and rolling off of Hailey as the two sat in the sand. Hailey looked around and asked, "Hey, Ozzie? Your amulet is full now, right?"

"..."

"..."

"Ozzie?"

"Huh? Oh! Yeah! Me amulet is filled to max capacity! Over max capacity, even."

"... You were getting off to us, weren't you?"

"Oi! I'm The Lord of Lust!"

---

"You think they're done in there?" Kyle asked.

"They've gotta be by now." Lucy commented. No sooner had she said that when Ozzie came back down the stairs with a fully dressed Buddy and robe clad Hailey following behind her, the latter two grinning wildly from ear to ear.

"One Lust amulet, hold the onions!" Ozzie joked as she playfully tossed Lucy her amulet, The Devil expertly catching it before placing it in her handbag. "Crikey! These two lovebirds can root!"

"Would you believe you were my first...?" Hailey asked Buddy, holding the latter's meaty arm as he smiled.

"And with that, we just need to get to Satie and grab her amulet before finding the area that's rich in spiritual energy." Lucy said.

"Uh... 'Satie'? You... You mean 'Satan'?" Hailey stammered as her and Buddy's smiles fell. "I mean, you two are nicer than what we were first led to believe, but isn't Satan the lord of... Y'know, Wrath?"

"Well, confidentially," Lucy began, "when we were picking which sins to give humanity - And again, sorry about that, we gave Satan wrath ironically. She's really the kindest and most sweetest out of all of us. I mean, she does have a bit of a temper, but still..."

---

"What kind of lunatic hunts people?!" Grant whispered as he and Roxie hid behind a tree. "And with a bow and arrow, of all things?!"

"Shh! She could still be after us, you idiot!" Roxie hissed.

Grant went to argue, but his eyes became fixed on Roxie's ass once more. The man soon felt the pants he was wearing grow tighter as his erection pushed against the crotch. Roxie looked over to him and went wide eyed at the bulge... Before shaking her head and narrowing her eyes.

"Stop staring at my ass!" She hissed as she threw a hand over her ass crack. Buddy opened his mouth to argue, but Roxie held up her other hand. "And don't say you weren't! This is the second time tonight you were blatantly checking out my ass!"

"Don't flatter yourself, Bitch! Even if you smelled like a basket of roses instead of a taco salad with rotten eggs, I'd never check you out!"

"Hey, moron! You stink just as bad as I do right now! Ugh! No wonder your exes came to me!" She donned a smug smirk as she said, "Literally."

"Oh, you little -" Grant began as he stepped forward. However, he tripped over a root and fell over onto Roxie, bowling her over as the two fell forward and tumbled down the hill...

Just as another arrow struck the trunk of the tree.

Artemis frowned at having missed the shot. Shaking her head, the huntress made her way forward and down the hill, expertly keeping her footing.

Grant and Roxie yelped and grunted as they tumbled down the hill, hitting every bush and shrub on the way down as Roxie got leaves and twigs in her hair. Unknown to either of them, said bushes and shrubs had clutched to their clothes, ripping and stripping the garments off before the two tumbled off a small ledge into a small mud puddle, a naked Grant laying on top of a naked Roxie.

"Get the hell off me!" Roxie shouted as she shoved Grant off her and into the mud. As both got to their feet and covered up again, the two looked around to see where they were.

"Goodness! Are you okay?!"

Roxie and Grant looked behind them to see a short, mousey looking brunette woman with glasses, holding a watering can and dressed in a floral dress gasp in concern. Dropping the can, the woman came over to them, stopping a few inches away. "Oh dear! What's that -"

"Look, Bitch! We're having a bad night tonight, okay!" Roxie spat, interrupting the woman. "We got stripped, sprayed by giant skunks, and are being hunted by some crazy bow wielding psycho! And all because we're trying to save some idiot may or may not be cultist from screwing The Devil!"

"The Devil?!" The Woman asked, "You two are demon hunters?!"

"Exactly!"

"... Excuse me, I need to go make a call." The woman said meekly as she scampered into the small building she had just came out of, closing the doors behind her.

"Nice one! No way that woman isn't calling the police on us." Grant said sarcastically.

"Oh shut up!" Roxie spat.

"Well now, what to do with my query now that their stripped?"

Grant and Roxie both gulped as they turned around to see Artemis jumping down from the ledge and expertly landing on her feet.

"What the hell do you want from us, you psycho!" Grant snapped.

"See, you stole the clothes of a couple of friends of mine." Artemis explained, "And you sent one of them into a full blown freakout. Now, I don't like using a certain skill of mine - Heck, I still feel guilty about what I did to that poor man before his dogs tore him to shreds! So, I wonder just how I'm going to -"

Without warning, Roxie reached down and scooped up some mud, throwing it directly into Artemis' face as The Goddess of The hunt screamed. Roxie grabbed Grant by the hand and ran towards the entrance of the plant nursery as Artemis spat and sputtered, angrily wiping the mud away from her face.

"It's on now!" Artemis snarled as she gave chase.

Thinking quickly, Grant reached out to a shelf and knocked over several bags of fertilizer over onto Artemis, the goddess getting coated in the stuff as the two ran out the exit.

---

A woman walked towards the entrance of the small shop, passing by the sign that read, "The Garden of Eden: Gardening Supplies Center. Open 24 hours.". As she opened the door, she jumped out of the way as two mud covered and smelly demon hunters ran out of the gate...

Followed by an angry manure covered goddess.

"... Some things are too weird to even think about." The Woman said as she shook her head and walked into the store.

---

"... Thankfully, they're not here anymore, Lucy." The Brunette said into her cellphone as she paced back and forth in the backroom of her store that doubled as a living quarters for her, picking up and fiddling with a name tag that read the name 'Satie'. "Artemis came out of nowhere and scared them off! I just got scared and I wanted to make sure you and your date were okay. Please call me back when you get this. Bye."

Satie hung up as she absentmindedly looked over the blood red amulet with a W engraved on it sitting on her desk. Why hadn't Lucy answered?

Suddenly, a bright a cheery ringtone came from her phone, causing her to pick it up and answer it. "Lucy?!" Satie asked in concern. Her concern disappeared as a smile came to her face. "Louie!"

Satie grinned happily as she sat down in a chair, grabbing a picture of her with a man wearing a 'Call of Cthulhu' t-shirt smiling into the camera. "Oh, Louie! You wouldn't believe the fright I just - " her smile faltered a bit as she asked, "Huh?"

---

Artemis growled as she lost track of her query, looking around at her surroundings. Normally, she would have successfully tracked them down, but the smell from the manure coating her skin and clothes was making that impossible. With a sigh, she reached into her pocket and pulled out her phone and dialed a number.

"Agua? It's Artie." Artemis said into the phone. "I'm on a hunt, but got covered in manure and now my senses are out of wack. I need you, Uisge, Eau, Wai, and Amanzi to work your magic. Huh? Yes, I know to meet you at the crystal spring at the park. I'll see you girls there."

Artemis hung up the phone and looked around again. "You win this round!" She called out, "But once I get my clothes and body cleaned up, you two better watch your backs!"

With that, Artemis turned and left. Once she was out of ear shot and out of sight, Roxie and Grant nervously climbed down from the tree they were in, letting out a sigh of relief.

"That was too close!" Roxie whispered before turning to Grant. "Who the hell puts out a hitman because someone stole their clothes?!"

"What kind of hitman relies on her sense of smell to track her targets so much that she needs to take a break to take a bath?!" Grant countered. "This has to be the weirdest hunt I've ever been on!"

"Understatement of the freaking eon!" Roxie replied. Looking over her Grant's shoulder, she raised an eyebrow to see Buddy's van pull up to the very garden supplies store they had just escaped. "What are they doing there?"

Grant turned around as he tilted his head in confusion at seeing Buddy and Hailey step out of the van...

Only for both him and Roxie to go wide eyed as they saw Lucy and Kyle step out!

---

"'The Garden of Eden'?" Kyle asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, Satie really feels guilty about that whole ordeal." Lucy said, "Not only for humanity, but what she involintarily did for the reputation of snakes as well."

"Are ya sure about her?" Buddy asked, "Ah mean, not that Ah don't trust ya or nothin' there Lucy, but what if we set her off?"

"Trust me, guys. Satie is the sweetest and kindest out of all of us. She's as nice as Santa Claus. Hell," The Devil giggled, "the big guy even told her he was surprised that she was actually nicer than him last year."

"Wait! Santa's real too?!" Hailey asked in wide eyed shock. When Lucy nodded her head in response, the former hunter muttered, "Then why did I never get my Commander Combat Carol action figure with Kung Fu grip and thirty thousand action phrases? Did he even read my letters? Of course, Dad never remembered to mail half of them..."

"Listen, Satie is a cinnamon roll." Lucy reassured, "She's a little puppy. She's -"

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE RIGHT NOW BITCH!"

The Woman from before screamed as she raced out the door, just dodging a birdbath that was chucked through the window at her. "I only wanted a freaking gnome for my boyfriend's garden!" She shrieked, turning to the surprised group next to her. "She's a lunatic! A LUNATIC!"

The woman ran off screaming into the night as a scared Hailey clung to a nervous Buddy while a stunned Kyle turned to a surprised Lucy.

"... Apparently in a bad mood right now." Lucy finished lamely. Clearing her throat, she turned to the three mortals and said, "Maybe you three should wait here and keep an eye out for those other demon hunters. I'm going to go in and see what's going on and see if I can't calm her down..."