No, but anger helps

After Steve took it all in he obviously did not believe it. It must be a joke. The girls were trying to fool him. He knew he was weird, but he did not deserve that kind of treatment. He threw the letter into the bin and went back to his computer.

Steve awoke in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and went downstairs to the fridge for some milk. When he closed the door he saw the white board he was supposed to write on. At least they put some effort into it. He realized he had nothing to lose as they already did seem dead set on how things are going to be around here, so he just went for it.

Rule 1: Making out is the normal way to greet someone

He shook his head and went back to bed thinking tomorrow his fate would be sealed.