No, You Have a Girlfriend!

You politely decline the vampire's offer, saying that you have a girlfriend, and Paige would definitely consider that cheating. Her eyes go wide and her mouth opens in shock. She smacks your shoulder with her hand causing you to bring your arms up to defend yourself.

"In all my years..." she starts with a huff "I have NEVER been so INSULTED! You are going to spend the night in here and think about what you just missed out on Clark! You. Are. An. Idiot!"

You have been backed into the corner of the shed trying to shield your face from her wrath, and you watch with a worried look as she turns and storms off. At least Paige will be proud of you for resisting. You wonder if Paige put the vampire up to this as some sort of stunt, and feel proud that you passed the test. You suddenly hear a click from outside the shed and gasp aloud.

You run to the door and discover you are locked inside! You frantically send a few texts to Paige telling her what happened and where you are. You don't get any response for a while, she must not be checking her phone.

Eventually a string of texts appears from Paige. She is mad how you mistreated her friend, and tells you that she doesn't think you two are going to work out as a couple. She is clearly too wild and kinky for you, and thinks this is really for the best.