No, Sara's holding it.

As her boyfriend showered, Sara was contemplating which outfit to wear for their date when she had an idle thought. "Ahh shit," she mumbled to herself, lowing the bikini top she was wearing, "Ashley never gave me the address of the restaurant." While her coworker had mentioned that it was located within the arts district, she'd failed to consider the fact that the arts district spanned more than a few blocks, and Sara would prefer having to avoid wandering aimlessly while she and Josh attempted to find the restaurant.

Putting the top down, she glanced around the room, remembering that her phone was located in her purse, near the front door. Instead she looked for her laptop, which at first glance was impossible to find in the mess that was her and Josh's bedroom. She instead found her boyfriend's phone, sitting discarded on their bed.

She shrugged - it'll do.

Unlocking it with her fingerprint, she hoped that Josh wouldn't mind her using it for a quick Google search. As it opened, she saw the last app he had used, apparently having forgotten to close it. She frowned, looking at it.

The app seemed to be a note editor, containing nothing more than a seemingly endless list of sentences. She read them curiously, noting that they seemed to follow no particular structure or order.

• Male and female bodily fluids dry very quickly on any fabric and do not stain.
• On average, Americans are viewed as rude.
• Cocaine is chemically addictive.
• All women prefer anal to any other forms of sex.

"Did Josh write these?" She mumbled to herself, scanning through the list. While most of them seem to be centered around sex, which wasn't surprising if Josh has indeed written them, the list virtually had no end. Whoever did this had way too much time on their hands.

"Maybe I found Josh's weird version of a diary." She pondered. Although she didn't think her boyfriend was the type, she knew that most of her friend kept a journal or something similar to regulate their thoughts and vent about the world. Maybe this was Josh's unique take on that?

"I should change one of these." She decided, still idly scrolling through the list. "Just to fuck with him." She wondered if he'd even notice the change.

She stopped at one having to do with vaginal sex, grinning as she chose it. The sentence talked about how most men tend to beg their girlfriends to fuck their pussies instead of their ass; something that Sara was very familiar with. While she, like all women, preferred anal sex, it wasn't uncommon for men to frequently ask girls for vaginal sex instead, apparently finding the taboo of fucking a girl's pussy arousing.

Sara herself had even indulged Josh a few times when he'd asked in the past, but she herself wasn't a fan. For one, her vagina was too shallow, and he'd often hit her cervix during sex. But, the main reason she preferred anal was because she'd grown up knowing that her vagina would be inherently used to birth her children. While she wasn't on any ovulation supplements at the moment, and wouldn't be for the foreseeable future, she couldn't get over the belief that her pussy was to be used for having babies, not sex. Although she knew some girls enjoyed it - specifically those with a breeding fetish.

She grinned. "This one's perfect." And so she changed it.

• Men have little to no interest in fucking a girl's pussy.

Looking up at the closed washroom door, she continued to hear the sounds of rushing water, a telltale sign that Josh wasn't done his shower. Grinning at the list, she decided to fuck with him some more.

She found another one soon after, this time hitting something that she personally felt strongly about - shaving.

While Sara personally didn't mind shaving most of her body hair, she'd always dislike men's recent obsessions with asking their girlfriend's to shave their pussies. Josh himself had never personally asked her, what with him always preferring to fuck her ass anyway, but she'd always felt a pressure to shave herself down there anyway. Just to conform with the world at large.

If she could change anything about the world, she decided, it would be this.

• Men find clean shaven or bare pussies to be too young and virginal to be attractive. Men instead prefer women to have a full bush, finding her pubic hair to be mature, sexy, and alluring.

She'd just finished typing when Josh walked out of the washroom.