No, It's Back to the Store She Goes...

“Wait...what?!” Brad exclaimed as he picked Gwendy up and sat her down on the coffee table while he zipped himself back up.

“Did I do something wrong?” Gwendy slumped down.

“Wha...what do you mean? Is this part of your actual programming? I thought you were a kid’s toy.” Brad had his hands in his head as he was still trying to process the situation.

“Well, I am actually programmed for two different modes. You’re an adult so I can unlock adult-only features. I was just trying to cheer you up. Tyler said that you bought me to jack off and that it would make you happy”. A chill went down Brad’s spine as he heard those words.

“What did you just say? Tyler. Tyler who?” Brad asked picking up Gwendy.

“I don’t know. Some guy that picked up Megan’s phone. She was on the call too. I just wanted to see if she would come and work things out. I thought it would make you happy. Instead, she said that we could ‘jack off’ just fine on our own.” Gwendy said, squirming her arms out of his grip.

“That lying bitch. She was probably cheating on me with that bastard this whole time, and now thanks to you she thinks I’m a bigger loser. Gwendy I couldn’t be more humiliated.” Brad began putting Gwendy back in the package.

“Hey, what are you doing?” Gwendy asked with a hint of fear.

“You’re going back to the store. I can’t do this right now.”

“Brad please, all I want to do is make you happy,” Gwendy begged

“Well, you’re doing a hell of a job so far.” Brad put the box with Gwendy in it and drove back to Toy World.

“Brad, can’t we talk about this? I’m yours forever. Please…” Gwendy pleaded as he walked to the customer service counter and put the box down.

“Is there a problem sir?” Asked a young blonde, female clerk.

“Uh...yeah. I haven’t had this doll three hours and she’s trying to ruin my life.” Brad rolled his eyes.

“I am not, quite the opposite in fact!” Gwendy yelled through the packaging as the clerk raised an eyebrow.

“Oookay. So sorry sir. I’ll take care of it,” the clerk said as she put Gwendy in the bin behind her.

“Have you ever had these returned before?” Brad asked.

“Only a couple, they’re fairly new,” the clerk said under her breath.

“Just curious if they all put up such a fuss at the return,” Brad laughed nervously.

“Well, they imprint on the person that activates them so naturally they feel betrayed when returned. We have a process for wiping their memory, so before putting her back on the shelf she’ll forget you exist.

“Right, okay well thanks. Sorry for the trouble,” Brad sighed as he took his cash and left. Meanwhile, the clerk went to pick up the package and noticed it to be empty with a hole in the front.

“What the hell,” she thought. As she stood confused, Gwendy hid under the counter out of her view.

“How could I have failed so badly? My objective was to make Brad happy and I failed. Megan tricked me. I can’t let them wipe my memory. I know I can win Brad over,” she sneaked out from behind the counter while the clerk was turned away and scurried across the store. She climbed up on a shelf with other Gwendy Elites on display and stood there, trying to remain unnoticed.

“I get it now. Megan and Tyler are the sources of your pain, my love. I will make sure they pay for it. That will make you happy, won’t it?” Gwendy’s trademark smile turned into a devious smirk as a plan for **** began to surface.