No!

[You've missed your chance to impress your boss and prove you want this new job, there will not be a career path in your company helping you achieve your goals any more. Your job will be boring and uneventful so you’ll skip to the afternoon. You will get the chance to get other jobs twice this week and now that you missed the opportunity to get out of your cubicle job it is strongly recommend you take them to achieve your goals.]

As he walks to you, and puts his hand on your shoulder, you turn your head and push his hand away.

“No. That’s… I’m sorry, I can’t…”

He’s a guy after all, you’re not into men, you’re a straight-ass man, woman’s body or not! This won’t happen.

He looks down on you, raising an eyebrow.

“OK, so you do NOT understand what the new job would entail. I kinda thought so, it – fits your attitude up until today. I thought you might have changed and honestly try to be be more sociable, but it seems not. You can go and return to your cubicle tomorrow morning. Don't be late again – your new jobs could have made you hard to replace for the company and myself, your old one certainly doesn't. Have an nice evening, Ms. {last_name].”

You get up a and leave. To hell with that old hag, you’ll not do this!