Nikki The Valet (Chocolate)

"I got dis!" Nikki remarked heading directly for the door. "I saw how hard dis place is to find coming in."

Before I had a moment to object, the front door banged and we all heard the sound of Nikki banging her way down the front steps.

"Well there's a girl who just got her first girlfriend." Charlotte remarked, a satisfied grin on her face.

"Oh yeah, she's got a first crush going on." Helen remarked. "Not that I've been much been better." She winked at me. "So how do you want to do this?"

"I have no idea, honestly, totally new territory for me." I remarked. "I mean, you wanna do a sound of music or something?"

"Her name IS Maria." Kaila pointed out.

"You're not helping, dear wife, and you're still on time out, I'd like to point out."

Kaila stuck her tongue out at me.

"Well, Ah say we just dew tha dinner party thang." Charlotte remarked as we heard the sound of an engine outside once again. "Who wants to stand at tha door and announce people?"

"You're all awful. Can anyone tell me what it is I pay you people for, I mean honestly, Throw me a bone here."

"Ok, that was a decent Dr. Evil, but it's more nasal, Brent." Helen commented. "Back of the throat."

"Was it worth you all dressing up in sixties futuristic dresses, at least?"

"Do you happen to have a set lying around?" Helen asked. "Dress up? Seriously, that's just a basic request. I thought you'd ask for something BIG on your "I get anything" bet."

"Oh, I'll come up with SOMETHING while Nikki and I are out with Maria."

"I'll bet you won't." Helen laughed. "Ok, tell you what, One last little game with just the three of us and you, Nobody else."

"I'm not keeping secrets from anyone." I objected. "Straight up. That is what has gotten me into trouble before. Besides, I've already won anything I want tonight. Why should I bother?"

"That's RIGHT!" Charlotte shouted suddenly, raising her hand in triumph, "He can be TAUGHT!"