Nightmare

Swords clash as Zoro was in an intense struggle against a group of pirates.

Damn it what’s wrong with me? Zoro thought as he continued to swing his sword. He felt he was way off his game, he normally was strong enough to deal with lowly pirates, but these guys were able to hold him off. Bloody scratches riddled his body and his clothes were getting torn.

The pirate captain laughed and said “Is that the best you can do “pirate hunter”? What a joke!” The other pirates laughed along. Zoro gritted his teeth but tried to concentrate.

He slashed two of his swords managing to knock two of pirates off balance. He saw his opening and dashed into the middle, readying all three of his swords. He spun around shouting “DRAGON TWISTER”

The enemy pirates were sent flying in a makeshift twister. The sound of screaming, slicing flesh and clothes can be heard. The pirates fell to the ground lifeless, whether they were **** or dead didn’t matter to Zoro…

The rest of the Straw Hat pirates run up to Zoro. Luffy spoke up. “Zoro, Zoro! Are you ok…oh heh heh”

Zoro raised an eyebrow at the weird reaction. Why is everyone staring at me? Some look shocked with wide eyes and covering their mouths. Nami and Sanji are clearly trying not to laugh but Sanji couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.

Sanji: “HAHAHA I KNEW IT. You always thought you were tough shit Moss Head!”

Zoro: “What the hell does that mean cook?”

Nami pointed down. Zoro raised an eyebrow and look down. He gasped at his own small peen looking back at him. Everyone started laughing both his pirate friends and the ones he just fought.

Zoro’s face turned red with anger and shame. He wanted to cut that cook for making fun of him, but when he swung he found no swords on his hands, he was put off balance by the swing. He had no clothes and no swords on him, he was completely naked. The crowd continued to laugh at his foolish display, more people suddenly appeared now throwing rude comments and gestures at him.

“Aww Look at him he’s so tiny!”

“Those are the smallest berries I’ve ever seen!"

“I can’t believe I used to be scared of that guy! He’s as intimidating as my baby brother!”

Pirate Captain: “You call that a sword? It’s barely a dagger, more like a pin needle!”

Even his “friends” seem to want to join in…

Nami: *giggle* “Sorry Zoro, I wouldn’t even touch that for a billion berries!”

Zoro face grew more red and clenched his fist tightly. Angry the betrayal and all the mocking laughter around him. He refused not to give in but all the torment was getting to him. No matter where he looked he can see people mocking him with laughter and pinched fingers. He even saw some familiar faces in the crowd like Tashigi and Perona, where the hell did they come from.

Zoro had to cover his ears to keep out the laughter as everything was starting to go dark. Right now all he can see is Nico Robin approaching him clearly smirking at him. “Robin?” Zoro called out cautiously.

Robin just giggled and had an evil smile on her face.

Robin: “I lied, I think it is really small…”

She held out her hand and sprouted an even tinier had on top, almost microscopic. It pinched its fingers as well in the small penis gesture. Zoro let out a shout which woke him up…

Zoro woke up with a gasp and his face was sweating. He can feel the sandy ground beneath him meaning he is still on the island with Robin. He felt relieved that it was just a stupid nightmare he had. He must has dozed off in the middle on the night. He doesn’t feel like getting up just yet to deal with their current situation, so Zoro squeezed and fluffed his comfortable pillow to go back to sleep…

….wait a minute. Pillow? The only thing on this sandy island is rocks and trees. So what “pillowy” thing could I be sleeping on.

Shooting open his eyes, he saw the squishy object was large and flesh color in appearance. What looked like a blue pillowcase was more like a torn jacket, it was also inflating and deflated as if breathing. Zoro eyes slowly drifted up to see pair of brown eyes and a smirk looking back at him…

Nico Robin: “Good Morning…”

Zoro jumped up in shock, his face red. They both must have sleeping in a tight embrace, with Zoro’s head resting on Robin’s massive breasts.

Zoro: “GAH WHAT THE HELL?! Why were you so close?!”

Robin had to keep herself from giggling at Zoro’s hilarious reaction.

Robin: “I was worried about you feeling cold during the night.”

Robin’s eyes drifted down. Zoro realized what she was looking at, he covered up his small crotch. (Was that a dig at my size?) Zoro wondered. He narrowed his eyes at Robin expecting a smile or maybe another joke but it never came. Robin raised an eyebrow at Zoro's weird reaction.

Robin: "Hmm? Is something wrong Zoro?"

Zoro shook his head deciding to drop it. He cleared his throat.

Zoro: "No it's nothing. Sorry I must have dosed off while keeping watch during the night."

Robin chuckles. "Well...actually you were out for pretty much the _whole _night. But don't worry I stayed up to watch for any dangers during the night. I didn't want to wake my sleeping knight!" Zoro almost felt like blushing, he wanted to hit himself for stupidly falling a sleep again. An even more embarrassing thought is how he must have looked sleeping naked next to this woman...

Robin: "By the way, you were tossing and turning a lot in your sleep. You almost scratched one of my...well you know."

Robin brushed one of her tits. Zoro cheeks turned a little red and he looked away.

"_I think it's really s_ss_mallll" _Dream Robin's word echoed in Zoro's head.

Zoro: "N-No, it was nothing."

Zoro wasn't about to confide in Robin about his nightmare like some scared child!

Robin: "Hmm, well if you say so... thank you though for trying to look after me while I recover my strength. I feel like I'm completely recovered now!"

Robin gets up by herself. She hold out her right arm and raises it like the hands of a clock. In a weird scene to witness, arms seem to grow under her real arm like the petals of a flower. This was the power of the Hana Hana no Mi (Flower-Flower Fruit) she is able to sprout limbs from just about anywhere.

Zoro: "That's good. Unfortunately I don't have my swords with me so I'll have to make due with what I can find. Let's just start by looking around this godforsaken island and figure out where the hell we ended up"

Robin nodded her head. "I agree. Lead the way Zoro...ah maybe _I _should to leading so we don't get lost! *snicker*"